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Weapons are humanitarian aid.
Weapons are humanitarian aid — A perfect example of neo-doublespeak in the tradition of “fake news”, “perfect phone call”, “alternative facts”, and “peaceful tourist rioting with Confederate Flags”.
A most dystopian 21st century reality perhaps illustrating the idea that we really are living in the Kālī Yuga — The Dark Age.
When compared with statements like:
Rice is humanitarian aid
Wheat is humanitarian aid
Digging fresh water wells is humanitarian aid
Offering safe effective and free vaccines is humanitarian aid
Safe and affordable housing is humanitarian aid.
it is easy to see the dark irony of the Orwellian neo-doublespeak statement: weapons are humanitarian aid.
How does this measure up to offering people: food, water, shelter, political asylum, or potential citizenship.
Is it surprising that in an era where gun violence is the number one cause of death among young people in America today; that, we want to export this “largess” all over the world — perhaps as a Swift-ian “modest proposal” to solving the worldwide refugee crisis.
If weapons are humanitarian aid; then WE ARE ACTUALLY AT WAR.
Which would actually be a much more honest and straightforward statement.
A most dystopian 21st century reality perhaps illustrating the idea that we really are living in the Kālī Yuga — The Dark Age.
When compared with statements like:
Rice is humanitarian aid
Wheat is humanitarian aid
Digging fresh water wells is humanitarian aid
Offering safe effective and free vaccines is humanitarian aid
Safe and affordable housing is humanitarian aid.
it is easy to see the dark irony of the Orwellian neo-doublespeak statement: weapons are humanitarian aid.
How does this measure up to offering people: food, water, shelter, political asylum, or potential citizenship.
Is it surprising that in an era where gun violence is the number one cause of death among young people in America today; that, we want to export this “largess” all over the world — perhaps as a Swift-ian “modest proposal” to solving the worldwide refugee crisis.
If weapons are humanitarian aid; then WE ARE ACTUALLY AT WAR.
Which would actually be a much more honest and straightforward statement.
Weapons are humanitarian aid. if this statement is true; then, we are actually at war and we should just stop bullshitting about it.
Weapons are humanitarian aid. by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 21, 2023
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Esprit D'Humanité
The feeling one gets when playing Cards Against Humanity. When the card you drew would have been perfect for the round you just played.
Goddamnit! I just drew "The Holocaust"! That would have been perfect for that last card! Such Esprit D'Humanité! - Disgruntled Cards Against Humanity player.
Esprit D'Humanité by Dr Johnsoñ January 27, 2014
humanitarian
Someone very generous, and dedicated to the healing of the world. Or, if you want, someone who gives a shit about the planet.
Michael Jackson is an humanitarian : he gave ALL HIS PROFITS from the Victory tour and the BAD Tour to charities; he basically worked for free, so he could heal the world.
Michael Jackson wrote "We are the world" to raise money for Africa; it was the most popular and successful charity of the eighties.
Michael was certified the "MOST GENEROUS ARTIST IN THE WORLD" by the Guiness Book of World Records", giving out more than 500 MILLIONS in charities in his life. He is still giving out 20% of his fortune today every year as he wished, according to his will.
Michael Jackson wrote "We are the world" to raise money for Africa; it was the most popular and successful charity of the eighties.
Michael was certified the "MOST GENEROUS ARTIST IN THE WORLD" by the Guiness Book of World Records", giving out more than 500 MILLIONS in charities in his life. He is still giving out 20% of his fortune today every year as he wished, according to his will.
humanitarian by onptls November 19, 2011
Humanzie
Humanzie by monmothma7 April 22, 2009
Humanitarian
One who admirably cares for and donates time, talent and/or treasure towards the ongoing welfare and concern of humanity.
Michael Jackson
It is believed that Michael Jackson gave upwards of $300 million dollars throughout his lifetime to charities and organisations to improve and advance the lives of others.
He is also listed in the Guiness Book of World Records as the celebrity who has donated financially to the most number of charities - 29 in all.
He also visited hospitals and orphanages during his concert tours, donating equipment and money to improve the conditions for both the children and the staff.
He also regularly invited and hosted sick, terminal and under-privileged children to his Neverland home so they could spend a day enjoying the park free from the everyday care and concerns of their lives.
Michael Jackson
It is believed that Michael Jackson gave upwards of $300 million dollars throughout his lifetime to charities and organisations to improve and advance the lives of others.
He is also listed in the Guiness Book of World Records as the celebrity who has donated financially to the most number of charities - 29 in all.
He also visited hospitals and orphanages during his concert tours, donating equipment and money to improve the conditions for both the children and the staff.
He also regularly invited and hosted sick, terminal and under-privileged children to his Neverland home so they could spend a day enjoying the park free from the everyday care and concerns of their lives.
Michael Jackson embodied what it means to be a human being and he shows us an excellent example of how we should take care of one another in whatever capacity and means we are able.
Michael Jackson gave all of his earnings from the Victory and Dangerous Tours to charity.
He always thought of others less fortunate than himself.
Humanitarian.
Michael Jackson gave all of his earnings from the Victory and Dangerous Tours to charity.
He always thought of others less fortunate than himself.
Humanitarian.
Humanitarian by LovetheLight October 27, 2012
Humanitarian Bastards
The Humanitarian Bastards condemn their victims and accuse them of killing their own people.
Syria had its share of the 'Humanitarian Bastards' filling the stages at UNSC and all other stands condemning the Syrian people for fighting back al-Qaeda terrorists.
Syria had its share of the 'Humanitarian Bastards' filling the stages at UNSC and all other stands condemning the Syrian people for fighting back al-Qaeda terrorists.
Humanitarian Bastards by ArabiSouri January 25, 2017
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