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humanize 

"i tried to help the children but they tore my arm off!!!!"

"the opposite of humanize is dehumanize"

"wtf mate?!?! cant u see i have no bloody arm??"

"i can see that but urban dictionary said we have to have the word in the example"
humanize by jeny October 24, 2007

humanzee 

a hairy primate intermediate species dwelling in the triangle formed by the regions of Karachi, Lahore and Shlong in South Asia.

humanzees walk upright and are covered with course thick black fur that approximates human pubic hair.
"I love my man hairy , my baby daddy so hairy and so fine, he a humanzee!!!!"
humanzee by hyder rishad March 6, 2005

humanzee 

a half-human, half-chimp hybrid made possible by the fact that we share over 99 percent of genes with the chimps.
george w bush
the primatoloists watching the state-of-the-union address were shocked to discover proof positive of the world' first humanzee. Now the question remained: had not just the united states of america, but the CIA to boot, previously had a bonafide CHIMP as its head... or was Ol' George Senior just very fucking drunk one night?
humanzee by maks March 9, 2004

humanizer 

The fabled one who finally brought balance to the world of electronic music. Also know as "that guy" or "hey you!"
I had cornflakes for breakfast, now i shall bath in some humanizer.
humanizer by mechanora January 20, 2004

humanzee 

the missing link between man and monkey created from hush experiments in italy, usa and china. oliver is widely known but there is another from china not as well known called yu wang.
Humanzee are fertile and can create their own offspring so oliver and yu wang could make baby humanzees
humanzee by charlie55 August 23, 2006

humanzee 

Half man, half chimp

More simian like than human like
George W Bush is a humanzee
humanzee by Shitcock Shitfuck February 20, 2009