human goo 

The result of an oily build up from human contact left behind on high volume touchable surfaces, that attracts airborne particles leaving a grimy residue noticeable by touch

The backside of this handle is covered in human goo

human goo by Chef Tortuga March 6, 2017

Human Google 

Some one who is quiet intelligent, and witty. People often ask him (usually a him) questions relating to all topics. He can often answer you faster than a Google search. Also known as the Googlist, Googler, and the Google. He is all knowing , and powerful.

Jake: *reads* What the hell does this mean?

Eric: Text the human google!

Human Google by Unknown_Source_ 19 August 18, 2010

an actual good human being

A mythical creature you can't find in this god damn universe. LIKE SERIOUSLY EVERYONE HERE IS A PIECE OF SHIT

P 1 : I have seen an actual good human being.
P 2 : Lies.

an actual good human being by Blazinpyre December 12, 2019

an actual good human being

Lily Loud

Lily Loud is the genuinely REAL definition of an actual good human being, as well as Wilbur Wilson.

an actual good human being by Jurgen Sebastian (stupid bitch February 7, 2025