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when a seusy girl says "come over mom is at work" then isn't down to have sex when you come over
"stop being a humaloo"
humaloo by Humaloo June 2, 2017
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Hubalooba 

A wave like force that you find at the beach. Once a wave hit the sand surface, or when the wave crashes it rickashes of of the sand and creates a bubble which can suck you under water and could kill you. There is only 6 types of hubalooba's discovered so far. These are the types from smallest to largest; Super hubalooba, regular hubalooba, mega hubalooba, Supa hubalooba, spence hubalooba, and the hubalooba of '93. The hubalooba of 1993 does not have a name. it occured in Cape May, New Jersey in 1993. everyone on the beach was killed, it was a horrible hubalooba. The Hubalooba of '93 is rated way above the spence hubalooba, but the hubaloobas in between have not been discovered yet. There are Such things of Hubalooba hunter, that hunt hubaloobas. this is a very dangerous job and you have to be very skilled in order to not get killed. The worst hubaloobas happen in Cape May, but some have been reported around the world. Very few people know that hubaloobas exist and get harmed from them.
Darien got sucked under by a hubalooba.

Austin is a certified hubalooba hunter

When Savannah was swimming, she got sucked into a hubalooba and died.
Hubalooba by Darien Aubinoe April 6, 2008
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Humadoodle 

A man, probably of Middle Eastern descent, whose hair covers his arms, shoulders, back, and chest in one continuous coat. The hair is typically curly, not unlike a poodle. We know that he is so hairy because he is very comfortable doing outside activities such as yard work or taking the occasional jog around the park without a shirt.
Hey Sarah, check out the humadoodle mowing his lawn. That guy needs a serious wax job.
Humadoodle by Gustero February 21, 2011
human and kangaroo characteristics in one specimen.
I took some hair from a joey at the Steve Irwin Zoo and combined genes with my own to create a humaroo.
humaroo by sunshineyday June 13, 2009

Humpaloompa 

A tiny, round, sex addict. Occasionally of the orange variety which occurs from an embarrassing spray on tan. More times than not they are easy, unaccepted, and eerie.
"That humpaloompa does not belong in our society."

"Fardy is the ultimate humpaloompa!"
Humpaloompa by Susan Whales February 5, 2010
What's all this hubaloo about?
hubaloo by Pheef September 25, 2013
Humapoo is a user at forums.nintendo.com with a really long name that we shorten it with "Humapoo." It's a girl.
Humapoo edited NOA_SHAUN's post and that is why she is banned.
Humapoo by The All-Knower December 27, 2004
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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