humains

human remains, body parts usually of murder victims.

The word was coined by Bill Allred host of the Radio from Hell show in Salt Lake City on September 6 2012, while dicussing a news story about more body parts found in Canada.

More humains we're found in Canada.

Dexter was becoming nervous about all the humains being found that were attributed to the bay harbor butcher.

by XanderHarris67 September 6, 2012

Humains

Shortened word for 'Human Remains'. Bill Allred coined this on an episode of Radio from Hell on x96 in UT

Police in Canada find Humains in suitcase.

by BFOP September 6, 2012

e-humanism

The act of making online donations to feel better about your grossly consumer lifestyle that often directly negatively impacts the causes you donate to online.

Darlene is such a cunt. She thinks she's saving the world with her practice of e-humanism, but her day-to-day consumerism defeats her supposed online sensitivity.

by aretegroup August 30, 2014

HumansCanWinEves

A person pretending to be a helpful, question-answering friend on FANDOM Community Central. In actual fact, HumansCanWinEves is a terrible data-trafficker who only follows the radical ideas of the demented bunch of people called FANDOM staff like a coyote.

HumansCanWinEves likes to mock and report underage users like a machine.

by y = mx + b December 13, 2021

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

The truth that is spoken in the bee movie

Person 1: Tell me the truth already!
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021

humans suck

A phrase used to descibe how much humans suck........obviously.

Humans suck, most think they are more superior than every other animal on this planet, most dont even see themselves as animals, but they are, they're just a biological accident. Some act pretentious and sophisticated and call it culture to mask the fact that they have lost all relations with nature and have now become machines. Some hate nudity, but what they dont realise is that its the most real thing in their fake, sad, blinkered "lives". If humans hadn't slowed down their own natural selection then those pathetic excuse for humans would be dead and their corpses would feed real animals. ( If you found that sentence offensive then you are one of those humans, its not offensive, its real!) Take it back to basics.

by James93734 December 14, 2008

humans

The doom of this planet.

"Humans are nothing but fucking viruses with shoes."

by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004