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A creature that views itself as the ultimate reason for being.
Joseph: America put its flag on the moon. Oh the humahns.
Humahns by Jomish February 13, 2022
Words you can keep

HumansCanWinEves 

A person pretending to be a helpful, question-answering friend on FANDOM Community Central. In actual fact, HumansCanWinEves is a terrible data-trafficker who only follows the radical ideas of the demented bunch of people called FANDOM staff like a coyote.
HumansCanWinEves likes to mock and report underage users like a machine.
HumansCanWinEves by y = mx + b December 13, 2021

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

The truth that is spoken in the bee movie
Person 1: Tell me the truth already!
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

humans suck 

A phrase used to descibe how much humans suck........obviously.
Humans suck, most think they are more superior than every other animal on this planet, most dont even see themselves as animals, but they are, they're just a biological accident. Some act pretentious and sophisticated and call it culture to mask the fact that they have lost all relations with nature and have now become machines. Some hate nudity, but what they dont realise is that its the most real thing in their fake, sad, blinkered "lives". If humans hadn't slowed down their own natural selection then those pathetic excuse for humans would be dead and their corpses would feed real animals. ( If you found that sentence offensive then you are one of those humans, its not offensive, its real!) Take it back to basics.
humans suck by James93734 December 14, 2008
The doom of this planet.
"Humans are nothing but fucking viruses with shoes."
humans by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004
sad people who walk and cry til they die
did u know that i am a humans
humans by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! January 29, 2019

Humanshu 

Don't be misunderstood, Humanshu can be a girl's name too.

Being kind, polite and humble is all made up written words but if one really want to describe her, Humanshu is genuinely honest.

She will never disappoint anyone, never lowers down her honour. She is pretty amazing that no matter how rigid heart you have, it will definitely melt down and you'll fall for her.

She has courage more than any one can ever imagine. She is born fighter, possess broad vision and have extraordinary capabilities.

She knows how to live immaturely while showing maturity in crucial phases in life. She is a born fighter, can handle thousands of obstacles in her path without even crying for a second.
If you find any girl named Humanshu just talk with her and say her "don't worry dear I am with you and I will always"... Although she don't need anyone's help but saying this to her will make her more motivated and dedicated and moreover she will provide you back which is as worthy as parent's support.

Humanshu is a gem, a born treasure which you can't earn untill you truly deserve it.
I wish I was a human like Humanshu.
Humanshu by Veer0609 March 3, 2022
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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