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hum dinger 

an adjective used to describe something of large importance, significance, or shocking
that was one hum dinger of an episode of the OC!

this test is one hum dinger of a toughie!

hum dinger 

when a bitch hums yo nuts
hum dinger by Sticky April 4, 2003

Hum Dinger 

When during a Blowjob the giver hums to the Batman theme song whilst an erect Penis is motioning back and forth in their throat and at the same time simultaneously flicking the receiver's balls as if it were the lunchtime bell.
My genitals were on sexual fire so bad when Jamie gave me a Hum Dinger that my heart stopped.

Who's Speechley fooling saying that he's not sexually experienced....the Hum Dinger he gave me told me he's done this kinda thing many times before.

If I'm not copping a Hum Dinger...I'm not alive!
Hum Dinger by Horny Horn May 29, 2013

hum dinger 

smelly fart
Question: Have you farted?
Answer: Yes
Reply: Gees thats a hum dinger
hum dinger by Pudge & pig January 25, 2004

hum dinger dinger 

When a moment in time reaches an awkard silence and is used to break the silence; a random outburst
While working on his homework in the quiet classroom, the student proclaimed "HUM DINGER DINGER" because of the annoying silence

Hogpen Humdinger 

The act of masturbating onto someone's face at the same time as having your testicles hummed on by another person, while you are all in a twelve-man camping tent and the other nine people are asleep.
Dude, you won't believe what I did on our yearly camping trip last night! I gave a chick a Hogpen Humdinger!!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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