humbdinger

A humbdinger is a very small penis

Hunter had such a small "humbdinger"

by Lallycycle October 10, 2016

Hogpen Humdinger

The act of masturbating onto someone's face at the same time as having your testicles hummed on by another person, while you are all in a twelve-man camping tent and the other nine people are asleep.

Dude, you won't believe what I did on our yearly camping trip last night! I gave a chick a Hogpen Humdinger!!!

by kingoftheblumkins October 10, 2011

humjinger

Small creatures in Halo that are the Flood. Used to refer to them.

Holy turkey, there's a lot of humjingers.

by bOb_the Definer March 9, 2005

humdinger

Something that is extraordinary.

Dan had a humdinger of a penis.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

Humdinger Speedbag

Cunalingus delivered with an extremely high frequency of tongue movement in a semi-eliptical progression. Varying pressure must be applied to execute properly.

My tongue was bashing up on her clit like a speedbag.. She was definitely getting the ol' Humdinger speedbag special!

by G-manicus September 15, 2010

Blibbering Humdinger

A clever, yet elusive magical beast known to write witty songs that poke fun at wizards.

"OOOO Look! It's a blibbering humdinger!" - Luna Lovegood

by parsley mouth November 22, 2011

Hamdingers

A small, bite-sized frozen ham sandwich on a biscuit. Much like today's "white castle" hamburgers; a popular frozen snack food of the late 1960's and 1970's.

"Jimmy, Don't eat that! There is a box of Hamdingers in the freezer!"

by Dravenxstardust February 26, 2009