huft

A massive cuk that has both Spanish and Dutch decent. More often than not this person would also have an extra chromosome, henceforth used to explain his antics. Also is considered a ‘cum laude’, but this is a facade to explain the aforementioned antics.

Person 1: You’re a Huft.
Person 2: what is this word? Could you please elaborate? It does not seem to form part of my professional vocabulary.

Person 2 is undeniably the Huft in this scenario.

huft by TightMom69 November 29, 2021

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Hufty Puff

A description of an exceedingly well nourished individual sweating profusely, gasping for breath, nearing cardiac collapse whilst attempting to lose their first kilo after a lifetime of grazing.

Or any big fellow using the stairs, moderate exercise can bring on the state of being a "Hufty puff."

Or a big fellow that sweats heavily on relatively mild days.

Look at that hufty puff, I'll go warm up the paddles.

I couldn't find space in the gym it was full of hufty puff's.

I just had give my seat away on the bus to some huffy puff, if the bus had stopped suddenly it would have been carnage.

Hufty Puff by PrickMcDick June 3, 2011

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hufter

This is a word commonly used in the TV Soap Neighbours. It is mainly used by a rather attractive and funny young chappy, called Scott Timmons. He normally calls people this when they have acted in an inapropriate mannor, e.g. when Boyd got with his girlfriend serena

Scott - dont be such a spiggin hufter
Dilan - spiggin cake taker

hufter by Lynn and Jess. July 15, 2005