huft

A massive cuk that has both Spanish and Dutch decent. More often than not this person would also have an extra chromosome, henceforth used to explain his antics. Also is considered a ‘cum laude’, but this is a facade to explain the aforementioned antics.

Person 1: You’re a Huft.
Person 2: what is this word? Could you please elaborate? It does not seem to form part of my professional vocabulary.

Person 2 is undeniably the Huft in this scenario.

by TightMom69 November 29, 2021

Hufty Puff

A description of an exceedingly well nourished individual sweating profusely, gasping for breath, nearing cardiac collapse whilst attempting to lose their first kilo after a lifetime of grazing.

Or any big fellow using the stairs, moderate exercise can bring on the state of being a "Hufty puff."

Or a big fellow that sweats heavily on relatively mild days.

Look at that hufty puff, I'll go warm up the paddles.

I couldn't find space in the gym it was full of hufty puff's.

I just had give my seat away on the bus to some huffy puff, if the bus had stopped suddenly it would have been carnage.

by PrickMcDick June 3, 2011

hufter

This is a word commonly used in the TV Soap Neighbours. It is mainly used by a rather attractive and funny young chappy, called Scott Timmons. He normally calls people this when they have acted in an inapropriate mannor, e.g. when Boyd got with his girlfriend serena

Scott - dont be such a spiggin hufter
Dilan - spiggin cake taker

by Lynn and Jess. July 15, 2005

Huften

A crazy chick who lives nowhere near you but claims to love you with all her heart. Often found on social networking sites, avoid at all costs.

Guy 1: Who the hell is that writing all over your wall?
Guy 2: I don't know some huften chick from the middle of nowhere.

by D Bloor January 20, 2011

hufti magufti

sex or a sexual coupling

To engage into hufti magufti. Goat milk makes strong hufti magufti

by Seeking Nirvana April 13, 2009

Hufty

Adjective- burly with a touch of oomf

oh ny god. That is a hufty fat rich king eating a very hufty fat loaf of Italian bread

by BigLoosh69 March 19, 2019

hufta

an exclamation to an event or situation, especially one of an exciting status.

after whitewater rafting: "HUFTA!"

by mclovin is stoney December 2, 2007