hufta

an exclamation to an event or situation, especially one of an exciting status.

after whitewater rafting: "HUFTA!"

by mclovin is stoney December 2, 2007

HUTA

Head Up The Ass syndrome. Living or acting (especially while driving) in such a way that any sane person would easily conclude that you've clearly got shit for brains.

1) Most drivers in Miami have an incurable case of HUTA; 2) "Pull your head out of your ass, dickweed, the view's nicer out here!" is commonly shouted at drivers with HUTA.

by Phuqit October 11, 2006

Hufnagled

When you're working on a simple task and someone fucks your brain so hard that you are no longer able to complete that task.

I was working on reimaging this desktop and then Ron came over and hufnagled me. Now I don't know what the fuck to do so I'm just not going to do it at all.

by StrongArmRon November 6, 2018

Hufty Puff

A description of an exceedingly well nourished individual sweating profusely, gasping for breath, nearing cardiac collapse whilst attempting to lose their first kilo after a lifetime of grazing.

Or any big fellow using the stairs, moderate exercise can bring on the state of being a "Hufty puff."

Or a big fellow that sweats heavily on relatively mild days.

Look at that hufty puff, I'll go warm up the paddles.

I couldn't find space in the gym it was full of hufty puff's.

I just had give my seat away on the bus to some huffy puff, if the bus had stopped suddenly it would have been carnage.

by PrickMcDick June 3, 2011

Huffaloaf

Huffing bread, best done when the bread is freshly baked and still warm. The most common technique is to bag the bread, seal the opening of the bag around the face in the same fashion as a horse's feed bag, and take long slow inhales to enjoy the bready bouquet.

Overhead at San Francisco Airport: "Hey, stop huffaloafing that sourdough, we have a flight to catch!"

by word burgler September 7, 2018

huntard

A derogatory term for any player in the MMORPG "World of Warcraft" who plays a hunter as their main character and so has developed bad habits and inferior skills for working in groups. Huntards often fail to watch their threat and use their "feign death" ability at the wrong moment, causing party wipes.

Everything was going well until the stupid huntard pulled aggro off of one of the elites, brought it back towards the casters, feigned death, then failed to get his mob off the priest. Last time I ever group with that d-bag again!

by Malazoth November 6, 2007

huttah

also "huttah!": 1) exclamation used to distract one's attention from an event; 2) the sound made when one rapidly sticks a sticky-note to something

"Strong Bad quickly put up a sticky note, and said 'Huttah!' in order to keep The Cheat from noticing."(www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail60.html

by metalchick11 March 17, 2003