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hubberd

someonewho is a mother but also is crap at being the mothering type
hey there is my hubberd
by shaggy April 15, 2005
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Mother Hubberd

An indefinable swear/cuss, it possesses no real meaning or sense.

Can be shouted on all occasions and in all places, such as work, school lessons, college lessons, church, during sex, at a funeral and even while having sex in a church.
'Dude, you're a bad mother Hubberd'
'Get over here you mother hubberd'
'Hey! shop touching my mother hubberds you skanky piece of mother hubberd'
by chaosworm June 23, 2009
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Hubbard, L. Ron

Started the retarded scientology movement. A con-artist who very much deserves to have his dick cut off by papercuts.
What a jackass..............
by hahahahahahahahaha September 4, 2005
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L. Ron Hubbard

Why Mister Tom Cruise, the evil aliens are attacking your brain. Give me the Porsche 928 from Risky Business and I'll see what I can do.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004
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L. Ron Hubbard

The greatest con man on the face of the earth. Founder of scientology, a religion based on donating money to gain eternal happiness. As much bullcrap as this really is, millions of people all over the world already belong to this scam, makin Mr. Hubbard a very rich man. It is completly pointless to hate L. Ron Hubbard for scamming so much people; instead, hate all those dumbass Americans (such as John Travolta, Tom Cruise, etc) for falling victims to the most idiotic yet successful scam ever. Fuck it, they deserve to get conned for being such idiots and actually believing that an alien name Xenu ruled the galaxy over 65 million years ago.
L. Ron Hubbard is the greatest con man in the world thanks to all of his idiot followers. My role model, ladies and gentlemen.
by Sneaky Mexican December 28, 2005
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Habberdashery

Bullshit that you cannot explain.
Tom Cruise: Hi there, can I interest you in the Church of Rocket Ships.
Jesus: Jeez man, get out of here with this Habberdashery.
by ecssgod42069 March 26, 2020
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L. Ron Hubbard

a satanic religious pimp who was quoted as saying''If you ever want to make a whole lot of money, start your own religion'', straight up.
You are the enlightened beings,Im so proud you all have ''cleared'' all these obstacles. After all this world is all about the spiritually elite, said L.Ron Hubbard, the satanic pimp.
by Micah68 July 29, 2005
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