shaggy's definitions

shwarve

it is derived from the word suave but since it is spelt incorrectly i decided to make up my own version. it means, kind of groovy and cool, hip and wanted by all. so to be shwarve, is the ultimate.

Hey dude, your looking very shwarve today.

Cheers mate, but not as shwarve as that girl over there!

by shaggy January 12, 2006

enis

penis without the p.
used to insult somebody.

hey you are the most annoying enis in the world

by shaggy January 13, 2006

hubberd

someonewho is a mother but also is crap at being the mothering type

hey there is my hubberd

by shaggy April 15, 2005

new shoes

From the squeeking noise often emitted from a new pair of shoes, a term for breaking wind.

Ethel: 'What was that?'
Tarquin: 'Sorry dear, you'd better hold your nose - that was my new shoes'

by Shaggy April 19, 2005

old hat

An alteration of the term new shoes, meaning to burp.

Fred: (BURP)
Paul: 'old hat!'

by Shaggy April 20, 2005

bedangle

When you're slamming that girl from behind and you reach around and that titty's just hanging there, that's the bedangle.

I was nailing her ass and got bored, so I decided to play with the bedangle.

by Shaggy July 3, 2004

spamble

the act of rubbing two penguins together in order to produce heat, creats a shrill squeeking sound, somewhat similar to that of rubbing two ballons together

"Shew, its cold dont you think?"
"Sure is, we need heat lets spamble"

by shaggy September 1, 2004