Definitions by shaggy

enis 

penis without the p.
used to insult somebody.

hey you are the most annoying enis in the world

enis by shaggy January 13, 2006

shwarve 

it is derived from the word suave but since it is spelt incorrectly i decided to make up my own version. it means, kind of groovy and cool, hip and wanted by all. so to be shwarve, is the ultimate.

Hey dude, your looking very shwarve today.

Cheers mate, but not as shwarve as that girl over there!

shwarve by shaggy January 12, 2006

old hat 

An alteration of the term new shoes, meaning to burp.

Fred: (BURP)
Paul: 'old hat!'

old hat by Shaggy April 20, 2005

new shoes 

From the squeeking noise often emitted from a new pair of shoes, a term for breaking wind.

Ethel: 'What was that?'
Tarquin: 'Sorry dear, you'd better hold your nose - that was my new shoes'

new shoes by Shaggy April 19, 2005

hubberd

someonewho is a mother but also is crap at being the mothering type

hey there is my hubberd

hubberd by shaggy April 15, 2005

fat mike

adj.
When someone busts open a locker and pisses on their shit.

"i am gonna bust open this kids locker and give him a Fat Mike."

fat mike by Shaggy March 9, 2005

choker 

adj.
when a girl puts your dick so far in her mouth she chokes...but not to death.

"dude, last night this girl gave me a choker!"

choker by Shaggy March 9, 2005