The best sport to have ever been created.

Holf is played by using a holf club to hit holfballs into a holf hole. Holf was invented by an r/polls user who unintentionally created the greatest sport of all time by mistyping the word golf (🤮🤮🤮).

A: Hey you should play holf! I've heard it is the best sport ever!
B: Yeah, I love holf!

Holf by holfer69 November 15, 2021

Related Words

htolf • holf • htol • Holfat • holfer • Holfie • holfis nufis • Holflip • HTILF • HTOFL

holf

holf > golf

r/holf

holf by pog63837518 November 15, 2021

Holf

The most boring sport according to r/polls

Holf is love, holf is life.

Holf by Wjr614 November 16, 2021

Holf

Holf is like golf but 1919299 times better then golf

Holf was first said on r/Polls

We all love holf

Holf by I am a girl dont call me a boy November 17, 2021

HTOL

HTOL is an abbreviation of Huge Tracts of Land. Huge Tracts of Land is a word used to describe a woman with large breasts that originated with Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Since then a site called Bro My God has been using Huge Tracts of Land (HTOL) to describe women with large breasts and cleavage.

Check it out she has Huge Tracts of Land (HTOL)!

HTOL by MyNadzItch January 10, 2014

HTOFL

Internet acronym originating in the furry community, meaning 'hottest thing on four legs'.

-You know Vitani, right?
-Yeah, she's definitely the HTOFL.

HTOFL by ShatXIII April 21, 2005

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026