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Wow, the construction worker is a HTILF
HTILF by Checkoutboy April 1, 2019
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Hilfingered

Describing the act of being fucked over in a computer science course. Originated from UC Berkeley's professor's name.
A: Man, this project is taking so long to do
B: We're being Hilfingered

A: Want to hang out tonight with the crew?
B: Nah, man I'm getting Hilfingered tomorrow for my 61B exam
Hilfingered by Ddyradish September 2, 2020
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Hindu I'd Like to Fuck
M.I.A. is one big HILF
HILF by Dot Goddard February 23, 2009
And why did you even think to look this up? Like, give me your reasoning. There’s literally NO reason for you to do this.

But, the real meaning of it is “the love of satan” or however you wanna say it.

It’s just faith spelt backwards, so nothing special.
Don’t use it in a sentence. That’s just weird.

Like would would want to see “htiaf” in a sentence?
htiaf by K!tty December 25, 2020
Variation of MILF meaning Hockey Mom I'd Like (to) Fuck.
Sarah Palin is a total HMILF!
HMILF by Akohux October 18, 2008

tommy hilfiger 

An American designer that started out unknown and unsure as to how big he would become. As it turns, out, most everyone has heard of Hilfiger. Unfortunately, he charges rediculous prices for his products, which are of poor quality. Unlike other designers whom have the highest of quality and one-of-a-kind designs, Hilfiger is nothing more than poor quality, urban clothes, that are annoyingly-plastered with "Tommy" or "Tommy Hilfiger" all over it. His lack of design variation (he seems to think red, white, and blue is utterly original) has made his products extremely boring. After the first two years or so, everything he's produced since is the same as the last, making fashion critics skeptical as to what his fans find so amazing about his designs (or lack thereof), and why people choose to wear his tasteless urban trash.
Hilfiger fan: "I paid $50 dollars for a white t-shirt that has "Tommy Hilfiger" plastered across the front."

Versace fan: "It must have been hand-made, right"

Hilfiger fan: "No, it was made in some sweat shop in China by little kids."
tommy hilfiger by oh no she didn't! September 1, 2005
"Check out the HILF in the wheelchair. She'd Hot!"
HILF by Turd Furgeson January 19, 2006
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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