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HTOL is an abbreviation of Huge Tracts of Land. Huge Tracts of Land is a word used to describe a woman with large breasts that originated with Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Since then a site called Bro My God has been using Huge Tracts of Land (HTOL) to describe women with large breasts and cleavage.
Check it out she has Huge Tracts of Land (HTOL)!
HTOL by MyNadzItch January 10, 2014
Urban Dictionary Merch
Huge Tracts of Land: a word used to describe a woman with voluptuous breasts that are so large you could lay out the pages of war and peace on them and you still would see cleavage. A common photo gallery category on male targeted websites and has supper-ceded the previous explosion of "FLBP"
Freddy: That chick over there has such large boobs I can't even describe them.

Ted: Those are HTOL boobies

Freddy: I don't even know if that's a word, but it describes them perfectly.
htol by Phelicks B. Mustafa October 3, 2013
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htol htoleso htolf
a name is of mysterious origin. It is known as the most unique name in the universe.

It stands for unprecedented awesomeness and excellence in every conceivable endeavour accomplished by a solitary human being in every imaginable age and nook of space without omission.
Without Htoleso there would be no meaning in the universe.
htoleso by htoleso June 19, 2011
hysterically telling oneself lies for fun
my hair is soo pretty...

dude shes full of htolf
htolf by tease101 July 14, 2009
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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