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HTOL is an abbreviation of Huge Tracts of Land. Huge Tracts of Land is a word used to describe a woman with large breasts that originated with Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Since then a site called Bro My God has been using Huge Tracts of Land (HTOL) to describe women with large breasts and cleavage.
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HTOL by MyNadzItch January 10, 2014
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Huge Tracts of Land: a word used to describe a woman with voluptuous breasts that are so large you could lay out the pages of war and peace on them and you still would see cleavage. A common photo gallery category on male targeted websites and has supper-ceded the previous explosion of "FLBP"
Freddy: That chick over there has such large boobs I can't even describe them.

Ted: Those are HTOL boobies

Freddy: I don't even know if that's a word, but it describes them perfectly.
htol by Phelicks B. Mustafa October 3, 2013
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htol htoleso htolf
a name is of mysterious origin. It is known as the most unique name in the universe.

It stands for unprecedented awesomeness and excellence in every conceivable endeavour accomplished by a solitary human being in every imaginable age and nook of space without omission.
Without Htoleso there would be no meaning in the universe.
htoleso by htoleso June 19, 2011
hysterically telling oneself lies for fun
my hair is soo pretty...

dude shes full of htolf
htolf by tease101 July 14, 2009
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026