When you find a crusty used tampon under your bed and you recall that night a girl asked you to go down on her but didn't warn you that she was on her period. Only way you realized it was when you went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to a red mouth.
I was moving today and found a raspberry hollipop underneath my bed!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'