Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

hoflation 

The increase in cost for a date out with a female. Also includes time spent courting such female in social networks like Instagram. sliding in DMs, payin the check, etc.
Dude1: My grandpa had to spend 1/4 of the time and money to go out with Peggy-Sue. Taking Emmily out is super expensive and she won't even burp my worm.

Dude2: Damn bro, that's hoflation right there
hoflation by Rectalin Vader May 16, 2023
Related Words

holgatard 

A person who uses a Holga camera yet knows absolutely nothing about photography. Rather than give any serious thought to composition, exposure, or how the "low-fi" look enhances a scene, a Holgatard takes a "spray and pray" approach and shoots everything and anything in the hope one or two frames will look nice.

If you've ever referred to the film used in the Holga as "120 mm" or "Holga film", given a photo store clerk a blank look when he asked you if you wanted 160 speed or 400 speed film, or use a Holga because it's "cool", then you're a Holgatard.
That Holgatard likes to takes pictures of rocks and brick walls, assuming she can manage to load the Holga correctly.
holgatard by garfipus April 23, 2008

Halfatizer 

Half of an appetizer, you don't have enough people to get a full one. So you get a half of one. Usually split between 2-4 people.
Can we have a halfatizer?

Foodmenu itemsorderingappetizerrestaurants
Halfatizer by TaraDee00 January 5, 2012

hogfather 

To change the image of a person from frightening/evil into a cuddly/cute/family-appropriate equivalent, keeping much of the form but none of the substance. Derived from the title character in the Terry Pratchett book, "Hogfather", who starts out as a symbol of barbaric executions and ends up as an equivalent to Santa Claus
Have you seen the Darth Vader Christmas Ornaments? That is some brutal hogfathering, right there.
hogfather by scotte61 November 6, 2014

mason holgate 

A good football (soccer) player who sometimes is a cunt.
Guy 1: Hey have you heard of the footballer Mason Holgate?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's pretty good ay.
Guy 1: Yeah but I heard he's a cunt.
mason holgate by Brrrrrrap January 6, 2018
Usually used when you do something hot against another term. It can be used in sports when you do an excellent move against someone.
You dunk on someone in a basketball game. Yell at the guy "Holdat!".
holdat by Domexicano March 16, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
Next