The best sport to have ever been created.

Holf is played by using a holf club to hit holfballs into a holf hole. Holf was invented by an r/polls user who unintentionally created the greatest sport of all time by mistyping the word golf (🤮🤮🤮).
A: Hey you should play holf! I've heard it is the best sport ever!
B: Yeah, I love holf!
by holfer69 November 15, 2021
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The most boring sport according to r/polls
by Wjr614 November 16, 2021
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Holf is like golf but 1919299 times better then golf

Holf was first said on r/Polls
by I am a girl dont call me a boy November 18, 2021
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The sport of gods.
Christ is one of the top holf players.
by meOfficalAcount November 22, 2021
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1 - To piss and shit in your underwear after a getting paralytic on a night out on the piss

2 - To ejaculate

3 - To throw up

4 - To punch somebody
1 - Oh man i woke up this morning with a massive hangover i can't remember how i got home and i'd holfed in my boxers :(

2 - My gf stayed over last night, a few bottles of wine later and i holfed all over her tits

3 - I think i ate a dodgy kebab cos after i ate it i holfed about 20 times

4 - Geezer was getting all in my face last night so i holfed him and broke his nose
by MrBoomTing November 26, 2011
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holf > golf
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by pog63837518 November 15, 2021
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Abbreviated version of the exclamation "HOLY FUCK!"
HOLF! Those giraffes are fighting.
by Magnus Fist December 3, 2009
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