Holf 

The best sport to have ever been created.

Holf is played by using a holf club to hit holfballs into a holf hole. Holf was invented by an r/polls user who unintentionally created the greatest sport of all time by mistyping the word golf (🤮🤮🤮).

A: Hey you should play holf! I've heard it is the best sport ever!
B: Yeah, I love holf!

Holf by holfer69 November 15, 2021

holf 

holf > golf

r/holf

holf by pog63837518 November 15, 2021

Holf 

The most boring sport according to r/polls

Holf is love, holf is life.

Holf by Wjr614 November 16, 2021

Holf 

Holf is like golf but 1919299 times better then golf

Holf was first said on r/Polls

We all love holf

Holf by I am a girl dont call me a boy November 17, 2021

Holf 

The sport of gods.

Christ is one of the top holf players.

Holf by meOfficalAcount November 21, 2021

HOLF 

Abbreviated version of the exclamation "HOLY FUCK!"

HOLF! Those giraffes are fighting.

HOLF by Magnus Fist December 3, 2009

Holf 

1 - To piss and shit in your underwear after a getting paralytic on a night out on the piss

2 - To ejaculate

3 - To throw up

4 - To punch somebody

1 - Oh man i woke up this morning with a massive hangover i can't remember how i got home and i'd holfed in my boxers :(

2 - My gf stayed over last night, a few bottles of wine later and i holfed all over her tits

3 - I think i ate a dodgy kebab cos after i ate it i holfed about 20 times

4 - Geezer was getting all in my face last night so i holfed him and broke his nose

Holf by MrBoomTing November 26, 2011