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The Housekeeper 

When you get done with sex and realize someone has left "chocolate" or "doodoo" on the pillow, just like a housekeeper at a hotel.
"Man, my girl pulled The Housekeeper last night when she used my pillow to put under her ass during sex."
"Did you Donkey Punch her?"
"Not this time..."
The Housekeeper by thesloba May 1, 2009

housekeeper

Act of cleaning while yelling housekeeping. I.E. Mel
The bitch is my housekeeper! She be saying housekeeping.
housekeeper by Crack Down April 19, 2011

Portuguese Housekeeper 

When your maid defacates on your bed before you go to bed
"Morning dad" "Hey" "Whats wrong?" "Gloria gave me a Portuguese Housekeeper"

Housekeeper

A nasty woman that keeps houses after breaking up with men.
My house was yoinked by a housekeeper
Housekeeper by Frostabyssal August 18, 2022

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026