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The Housekeeper 

When you get done with sex and realize someone has left "chocolate" or "doodoo" on the pillow, just like a housekeeper at a hotel.
"Man, my girl pulled The Housekeeper last night when she used my pillow to put under her ass during sex."
"Did you Donkey Punch her?"
"Not this time..."
The Housekeeper by thesloba May 1, 2009

housekeeper

Act of cleaning while yelling housekeeping. I.E. Mel
The bitch is my housekeeper! She be saying housekeeping.
housekeeper by Crack Down April 19, 2011

Portuguese Housekeeper 

When your maid defacates on your bed before you go to bed
"Morning dad" "Hey" "Whats wrong?" "Gloria gave me a Portuguese Housekeeper"

Housekeeper

A nasty woman that keeps houses after breaking up with men.
My house was yoinked by a housekeeper
Housekeeper by Frostabyssal August 18, 2022
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026