house keeper

Cleans up after nasty ass people,needs bigger tips and more respect

Oh she's a house keeper

by Hazendred January 31, 2019

The Housekeeper

When you get done with sex and realize someone has left "chocolate" or "doodoo" on the pillow, just like a housekeeper at a hotel.

"Man, my girl pulled The Housekeeper last night when she used my pillow to put under her ass during sex."
"Did you Donkey Punch her?"
"Not this time..."

by thesloba May 1, 2009

housekeeper

Act of cleaning while yelling housekeeping. I.E. Mel

The bitch is my housekeeper! She be saying housekeeping.

by Crack Down April 19, 2011

Portuguese Housekeeper

When your maid defacates on your bed before you go to bed

"Morning dad" "Hey" "Whats wrong?" "Gloria gave me a Portuguese Housekeeper"

by bulldogs90 August 27, 2009

Housekeeper

A nasty woman that keeps houses after breaking up with men.

My house was yoinked by a housekeeper

by Frostabyssal August 18, 2022