Houk

Stinkin' bird, usualy comes wi a set of beef lips.

"Yer maw is a houk"
"A wis pished so a shagged a houk"
"Theres a houk on me and a cannie get her off"
"Boak on a houks tits"

by Tommy Gardiner September 28, 2008

houk it

Originates from "hook it", only with a thick Spanish accent it instead became the latter. Used to express the demand that someone "hooks it up", ie: a drug deal however, it has since come to relate to numerous occasions and instances. (See examples below)

1. "Houk it girl!"
2. "Yo Rob, I wanna hit that tonight, look at that rack", "Bro, so go houk it, she's hammered."
3. "Yo my dealer just totally houked it bro...you see this bag?"
4. Chanting: "Houk it, houk it, houk it!" - this is used while shots are being poured, bowls are being packed, etc.

by duh. August 11, 2007

Duke houker

Duke houker to be on ones hands and knees arching back whilst shitting themselves.

Dude what is she doing she's wasted.

Oh she 's just taking a duke houker

by Wgijm July 30, 2023

Houker Stooker

Houker Stooker is another word for the penis. Also known as a wanger, a pecker, a stiffie, a cock, a dick, a Johnson, one-eyed jack, a trouser snake, a weiner, a dong, a sausage, a ding-a-ling, a goober, a winkie, a pee-pee, or a dip stick.

An example of a sentence using Houker Stooker is:
Rosemary loves to touch Steve's Houker Stooker.

Or another example:
Flat Stanley doesn't look so flat anymore with his new Hooker Stouker.

by Rose Mary Hooker Stooker May 8, 2009

houka

a turkish tobacco usually smoked out of a multi-piped water based bong. The bong can also be called a houka.

My friends and I sat around smoking houka.

My friends and i sat around smoking weed out of a houka.

by Rob j Bergman October 12, 2005

Houki

A sweet adorable fan of Kakashi. Me and my friend Sarah loves this character❤

He is such a cinnamon bun

"OMG Houki is such a cinnamon bun"

by CreepyGirlYT June 6, 2021

houkover

(houk-oh-ver) The bad feeling you have after smoking too much hookah. It usually happens after smoking for a few hours, and newbies may also feel light-headed.

Hey man do you have any water? After three hours I kind of have a houkover and my throat hurts.

by ahhhhhchachacha August 15, 2009