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.ho.uk

The address to which you send emails to british sluts.
pissed off guy: whats that bitches email adress end in?- .com or co.uk?

pissed off guys friend: think its .ho.uk
by punch!uation November 21, 2010
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Duke houker

Duke houker to be on ones hands and knees arching back whilst shitting themselves.
Dude what is she doing she's wasted.

Oh she 's just taking a duke houker
by Wgijm July 30, 2023
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houk it

Originates from "hook it", only with a thick Spanish accent it instead became the latter. Used to express the demand that someone "hooks it up", ie: a drug deal however, it has since come to relate to numerous occasions and instances. (See examples below)
1. "Houk it girl!"
2. "Yo Rob, I wanna hit that tonight, look at that rack", "Bro, so go houk it, she's hammered."
3. "Yo my dealer just totally houked it bro...you see this bag?"
4. Chanting: "Houk it, houk it, houk it!" - this is used while shots are being poured, bowls are being packed, etc.
by duh. August 11, 2007
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Houker Stooker

Houker Stooker is another word for the penis. Also known as a wanger, a pecker, a stiffie, a cock, a dick, a Johnson, one-eyed jack, a trouser snake, a weiner, a dong, a sausage, a ding-a-ling, a goober, a winkie, a pee-pee, or a dip stick.
An example of a sentence using Houker Stooker is:
Rosemary loves to touch Steve's Houker Stooker.

Or another example:
Flat Stanley doesn't look so flat anymore with his new Hooker Stouker.
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houka

a turkish tobacco usually smoked out of a multi-piped water based bong. The bong can also be called a houka.
My friends and I sat around smoking houka.

My friends and i sat around smoking weed out of a houka.
by Rob j Bergman October 12, 2005
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Houk

Stinkin' bird, usualy comes wi a set of beef lips.
"Yer maw is a houk"
"A wis pished so a shagged a houk"
"Theres a houk on me and a cannie get her off"
"Boak on a houks tits"
by Tommy Gardiner September 28, 2008
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Houki

A sweet adorable fan of Kakashi. Me and my friend Sarah loves this character❤

He is such a cinnamon bun
by CreepyGirlYT June 6, 2021
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