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(hôtºôf):
when you ask someone to compare two friends based on physical features or for sex.
A showdown of hotness:
who’d win in a hotoff, Mike or Jonny?
hotoff by tonytunes November 4, 2010
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hot off the cock

Person who has very recently had sex involving a penis.
That slut, Kyah, has recently, not 30 seconds ago, fucked that guy.

Dont go near Kyah, shes hot off the cock.
hot off the cock by Steve June 4, 2004
-Noun
A fat girl who wears sweatpants with the words "HOT STUFF" written across the back of the pants, prominently displayed over the ass. The T, the space between the words, the S, and the second T are sucked prominently into her bulbous, gaping ass-crack. The final result leaves nothing to the imagination and can almost never be avoided.

A Hotuff can also be generalized into any fat girl who wears sweatpants.

A Hotuff in the wild can normally be identified with a skinny female friend, also wearing sweatpants (albeit oversized). The Hotuff's long, dirty blond hair is usually pulled up and has one of several very bright colors of rubberized band around it, sometimes fading from overuse. Accessories include an oversized purse or oversized backpack, normally in one of several very bright colors and the newest cellphone on the market that looks cute.

The wild Hotuff is normally found at a Wal-Mart (or similar big-box stores), at a University or High School (in a classroom, library, or in the stands at a official function), and consistently on Facebook.
Kevin- "Man, when that Hotuff stood up in front of me after class, I about threw up. She about hit me in the head with that massive backpack she has too."
Kyle- "I know, right? Her skinny friend gave me the death stare cause I couldn't look away from the Hotuff's ass. It's like an accident: you can't look away even if you wanted to."
Hotuff by thesohnly October 21, 2010
Basically Get off or fuck off or leave me alone.
Hot Off geez your making me shady.
Hot Off by Baylis December 29, 2008
When two girls or more engage in hoe behaviour to attain the attraction of a certain man or group thereof. Conjugates as hoeing off, hoed off, will hoe off, and hoes off.
Person 1: Did you see the girls today, it was a total hoeoff to get Chad’s attention.
Person 2: Nothing wrong with a good old American hoeoff
Hoeoff by MexicoMode June 24, 2019

hot off the press 

The news is so current, the ink is still hot.
Hot off the press: American college students are in debt more than ever.

hot off the truck 

Stolen from a cargo truck or manufacturer
Wanna buy a phone. Hot off the truck
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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