Hoeoff 

When two girls or more engage in hoe behaviour to attain the attraction of a certain man or group thereof. Conjugates as hoeing off, hoed off, will hoe off, and hoes off.

Person 1: Did you see the girls today, it was a total hoeoff to get Chad’s attention.
Person 2: Nothing wrong with a good old American hoeoff

Hoeoff by MexicoMode June 24, 2019

hoeffel

verb, to give a ridiculous amount of head to a ridiculous amount of boys.

I'm pulling a hoeffel tonight, and going crazy!

hoeffel by LyndiLovesLuigi January 12, 2008

hotoff 

(hôtºôf):
when you ask someone to compare two friends based on physical features or for sex.
A showdown of hotness:

who’d win in a hotoff, Mike or Jonny?

hotoff by tonytunes November 4, 2010

homeofficepathy 

Pretending to "work" from home, just as homoeopathy pretends being effective medicine.

My company wants us to work from home from now on - let's see how effective homeofficepathy actually works!

homeofficepathy by TheHorribleHarry March 20, 2020

Hopoff 

The act of sucking the dick of a superior, eg. teacher to maximise personal gain.

Larry: Excuse me sir, can I please have some extra homework?
Mr B: Sure thing, I'll give it to all of the class.
Class: Oh hopoff Larry.

Hopoff by Klose2016 November 14, 2016

Hoe-off

Masculine: (Bro-off) A competition in which two or more hoes or bros go out to a local party or gathering with the intent of collect the phone numbers of as many men or women as possible. The winner has the most phone numbers by the end of the night.

Brittney thinks she's cuter than me. I'll challenge her to a hoe-off

Hoe-off by tomthegladiator June 13, 2015

Homoffice

An office where gay people work

It was heaven in my homoffice, so homoexotic

Homoffice by jaffaw July 14, 2009