Hot Takes 

An opinion (GASP! Sharing your opinion online!?!?!?) that isn't popular at all and, let's face it, will get you spammed by "JohnnyBillBingus2001," who will enjoy your suffering as he punishes you for sharing your opinion.

PokeFan3: Everyone's just choosing Pokémon Scarlet because of the lack of clothes on Professor Sada.
(Next Post)Bandai Namco needs to learn how to make good Digimon games.
GraphicNovelDude1997: L bozo + Ratio! Trash! L, I say! L! You are banned from my comic book store for these hot takes!
PokeFan3: You know it's true 🚬

Hot Takes by EmogusalDamager November 14, 2022

hot take 

an opinion that is likely to cause controversy or is unpopular

hot take: cancer is just diet scorpio

hot take by ASexyLlama June 14, 2019

hot take 

An opinion based on simplistic moralizing rather than actual thought. Not to be confused with a strong take.

That's a hot take.

hot take by Penis Armada June 19, 2014

Hot take artist 

A person whose only opinions are hot takes, always against the majority.

A: I think Jay-Z is one of the best artists out there.
B: Nah he mid.
A: Hot take artist.

Hot take artist by MalinGDeeCuay March 10, 2022

hot take 

an opinion that is likely to cause controversy or is unpopular

hot take: the defense buff was unnecessary in Warframe as i have 300k hours played and have never touched the game mode

hot take by Not vstmncr May 2, 2023

Hot take 

I see the top defininition as an opinion likely to cause contraversy or uproar.

That’s false. A hot take is an opinion or prediction that is far dofferent than what has always believed or knoqn, but becomes widely debated, discussed, and talked about, and that opinion or prediction after much talk becomes more divided than it was at first, but more people agreed to it than who strongly disagreed to if at first.

It is a take that people would be all against at first, but would see why they would be for it after talking about.

Really it’s a take worth talking about or thinking about, not a take with uproar or contraversy like the top definition is.

“My grandma made a hot take that all the jews should die”

Oh that’s not a hot take, that is a take that actually is not worth debating about. There is no need to discuss that, because we are all agianst it.”

“Well then give me an example of a hot take”

“In college, it is always best to do all your homework and studyinv on weekends so you don’t have to do it on week days”

“Actually, I never thought about that, you really do have a point. I’m gooing to have yo think about that”

Hot take by Gdhgv November 2, 2023

Hot Take Shit Test 

A conversational vibe check where someone casually drops a spicy, high-conviction opinion—not to argue, but to see who keeps it cool and who crumbles like an overbaked croissant.

It’s not trolling. It’s not a trap. It’s just the quiet part said out loud… on purpose.

Filters for:
• Keeping your cool when the convo isn’t hugging your feelings
• Not turning into a TED Talk the second someone disagrees
• Acting like an adult, not an exposed nerve

You drop the truth. Their reaction does the sorting.

Person A: “Unconditional love is a myth. Every love has terms—some people just don’t read the fine print.”
Person B: “Wow… that’s kinda toxic.”
Narrator: Hot Take Shit Test failed. Thanks for playing.

Hot Take Shit Test by earlerichardsjr April 15, 2025