Definitions by EmogusalDamager

Silver Surfing 

Silver Surfing is when you keep watching random videos on the internet hoping to find an unintentionally hot picture or clip of a person and/or a small movement that they make that you think is hot. This way, you can replay those five seconds over and over again, and you can goon away, because it won't ever look like there was anything adult in your search history, because nothing you've watched was intended to be adult. Yes, that's right, I've discovered the Ultimate Life Hack of the Internet. Once you finish Silver Surfing until you find a few clips, you can put them into a little clip for only your eyes, and then you can goon away while playing it over and over again.

"I'm going Silver Surfing for redheads."

Silver Surfing by EmogusalDamager August 2, 2024

Sorry

What I am for my past cringe definitions.

I'm so sorry for my cringe posts on this website.

Sorry by EmogusalDamager July 12, 2024

Jalen 

An egotistical sort of fellow who enjoys using people for his entertainment, it seems. Don't trust a Jalen.

Jalen: Hi (insert name here)
(insert name here): Aw fuck you man

Jalen by EmogusalDamager May 18, 2024

Anson 

Hi Cailou

Anson = Cailou

Anson by EmogusalDamager December 21, 2023

Hunter 

The name that people usually give very Scorpio people. Name one person named Hunter who isn't a complete douche bag.

"Wow, bruh, you're such a Hunter!"

Hunter by EmogusalDamager October 20, 2023

Uncubulus 

An Uncubulus is a very delicious piece of Uncubulus material.

"I heard that Madonna's gonna eat an Uncubulus!"

Uncubulus by EmogusalDamager September 30, 2023

MCAS 

Massachusetts Child Abuse System
(Oh god not really that's a joke)

Teacher: Alright kids, I hope you have some pencils, because we're gonna take MCAS!!!!1! It'll only take about 5 hours.
Students: *groan*

MCAS by EmogusalDamager March 1, 2023