hoson

A name that doesn't get pronounced as Hosen or Hosan or Hanson or honson.

My name is Hoson and I'm the one who knocks

by Ho son November 6, 2022

crank a hoon

The process of smoking a cigarette. Cranking = Smoking / Hoon = Cigarette

Hey, man, can you let me crank a hoon

by rizzo111 September 7, 2017

homonkey

a homosexual monkey, especially used for black people.

STOP RAPING THE PRISONERS, YOU FILTHY HOMONKEY!

by DarkQuans April 24, 2023

hoonah

A very very very good tune. A tune to which real words are incapable of expressing its magnificence. Usually used to describe drum and bass or UK dubstep, but can be applied where deemed appropriate.

Jesus christ Joe! That tune's a hoonah!

by hglly April 15, 2020

hoonanery

A large commotion. People acting in a ridiculous manner.

I will not be involved with such hoonanery!

by Andy J. Robertson November 16, 2006

Homonomisexual

people who are only attracted to others with their own name.

Being a homonomisexual really limits my dating pool.

by 👍🏼🌈😺👅 December 9, 2015

termies in the hoon lounge

A phrase created by media-personality and Barstool Sports foreign correspondent ‘The Wonton Don’ (or ‘Donnie’). The term is used in reference to proper Chinese airport etiquette. In which you purchase within the Chinese airport, both your 2$ ‘terminal sodas’ or ‘termies’ (beer or 啤酒) and 10$ a multi-pack of 8mg ‘hoons’ (cigarettes or 香烟). You then take both items to the ‘hoon lounge’ (designated smoking spot within airport) and if combined properly, result in a memorable pre-flight experience.

Donnie is known to crush Termies in the Hoon Lounge of his Shanghai airport.

“5mg are for pussies, 10mg are for sociopaths.”

by Mega_Mariner December 27, 2022