horsegurt

a tasty nutritious snack. one part horse, one part gurt. side effects may vary

"who up eating horsegurt?"

by lucyabalam May 8, 2023

HouseTurtle

/HouseTurtling
the act of hibernating in you or somebody else's home doing nothing for a period of longer than 24 hours

Juwon: Are you going to the party tomorrow night?
Conor: Nah i'm gonna HouseTurtle at Shaniquas house, maybe get some punani yaknow
Juwon: Ah good shit man, tell me how it goes

by H.a.r.r.y May 20, 2016

Horsecunt

a freakishly dirty and gaped cunt or a complete or total douchbag, popularized by Sir Rah Shid.

God that kids a Horsecunt

by Prohetofdoom August 28, 2010

Horsenuts

Vulgar Slang

Noun: Nonsense, Lies, or Exaggerated talk or writing

Synonyms: Bullshit, Malarkey, Rubbish, Baloney, Crap

The Doctor said my bill from today's medical check up is going to $2,023.25. That's horsenuts if he thinks I am going to pay that!

by Blackmafia72 May 25, 2023

hoegurt

well when a girl goes down on a man, you fill her mouth full of a creamy solution

dude, of corse my girl friend is getting her neutrience, she eats my hoegurt every day

by columbus kid March 25, 2008

horseguin

the cross between a penguin and a horse. also know as the horseguin. or, when one ugly, penguin looking man, has a horse looking daughter, who has a regular looking son, he is known sadly as, the horseguin. sorry rob.

Look at that horseguin walking down the street! Oh wait! That's Rob! Neeeiiiighh!

by hey,sexy[; November 8, 2010

Horsegirl

Someone who is weirdly religious and is obsessed with horses. This girl cannot stop talking about horses. Like, she can’t. They will usually have overalls and skinny glasses along with a stupid hairstyle. Usually, they’ll be around 10 years of age.

Bitch, stop wearing that, horsegirl lookin ass.

by i am an ex-horsegirl. January 20, 2019