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Horsecunt 

a freakishly dirty and gaped cunt or a complete or total douchbag, popularized by Sir Rah Shid.
God that kids a Horsecunt
Horsecunt by Prohetofdoom August 28, 2010
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WankWombling HorseCunt 

A name given to someone that’s done you wrong or lies to you.

Normally reserved for Poloticians but can be given to ANYONE that’s annoyed you
“You Sir are a WankWombling HorseCunt

Homecunting 

During homecoming when every girl in a class becomes a complete bitch for no reason
The girls are being total homecunts because its homecunting
Homecunting by A guy that is me September 18, 2013

Horsecat 

crossbreed of a horse and cat. recently create by a little korean girl

also has a life expectancy of 50 some years.

not to be confused with house cat
Tutor: what word is this korean girl? (points to house cat)
Korean: horsecat!

Tutor's friend: *muffled laughter* horsecat *muffled laughter*
Horsecat by <3horsecat July 13, 2010

housecunt 

An able, snobby lady of childbearing age that, out of laziness, spends her days shopping instead of making any useful contributions to society.
I had the day off and took the kids to the zoo. The place was packed with housecunts.
housecunt by kcolc February 12, 2014

Horsenuts 

Vulgar Slang

Noun: Nonsense, Lies, or Exaggerated talk or writing

Synonyms: Bullshit, Malarkey, Rubbish, Baloney, Crap
The Doctor said my bill from today's medical check up is going to $2,023.25. That's horsenuts if he thinks I am going to pay that!
Horsenuts by Blackmafia72 May 25, 2023

HORSECOUNTING 

When an individual reaches the top of a set of stairs only to incorrectly think that another step requires surmounting, the resulting leg movement that then arcs upwards and outwards could be said to resemble the manner similar to that of a horse when counting with a foreleg.
Just walked up to level 2 and caught some serious air horsecounting as I arrived
HORSECOUNTING by zebraboy777 September 10, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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