horse off
the ejaculation of a horse
horse off by bobonrob11 November 2, 2009
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help your uncle jack off a horse
A capitalization error, the difference between "Help your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "help your uncle jack off a horse"
Cowboy 1: Hey, partner! Go help your uncle jack off a horse!
Cowboy 2: How many times do I have to tell you, it's "help your Uncle Jack off a horse!
Cowboy 1: Oh, sorry for making that homosexual grammar error!
Cowboy 2: How many times do I have to tell you, it's "help your Uncle Jack off a horse!
Cowboy 1: Oh, sorry for making that homosexual grammar error!
help your uncle jack off a horse by TehEndieMC December 14, 2014
Jerk off a horse day
May 25th, run into an open field and give a horse a hand job, part of a religion called, "Cable", take off school, work, or whatever and jerk off a horse, or jerk it 5 times, either way.
John: yo why didn't you come into work the other day?
Marcus: oh it was national jerk off a horse day! It's part of my religion
Marcus: oh it was national jerk off a horse day! It's part of my religion
Jerk off a horse day by Cable-priest May 13, 2019
Off The Horse
when you are on your period
(if you are being dragged by the horse you feel like shit just like you feel when you get your period)
(if you are being dragged by the horse you feel like shit just like you feel when you get your period)
Off The Horse by Samus19 October 11, 2010
fall off your horse
Johnny and Andrew were eating outside when they heard a loud car zoom past. They both yelled “Fall off your horse!”
fall off your horse by Parkingticket September 29, 2023
Beating Off A Dead Horse
To continue trying to beat off a horse when it clearly isn't going to work anymore due to lack of blood flow.
Dude: I was out beating off a dead horse last night, but may hand started to cramp up, so i just went home instead.
Beating Off A Dead Horse by XxVRxX August 20, 2010
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