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horse off

mom: robert clean up your f*cking room!

robert: f*ck off mom! Go suck a horse off!
by bobonrob11 November 2, 2009
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help your uncle jack off a horse

A capitalization error, the difference between "Help your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "help your uncle jack off a horse"
Cowboy 1: Hey, partner! Go help your uncle jack off a horse!
Cowboy 2: How many times do I have to tell you, it's "help your Uncle Jack off a horse!
Cowboy 1: Oh, sorry for making that homosexual grammar error!
by TehEndieMC December 14, 2014
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Jerk off a horse day

May 25th, run into an open field and give a horse a hand job, part of a religion called, "Cable", take off school, work, or whatever and jerk off a horse, or jerk it 5 times, either way.
John: yo why didn't you come into work the other day?
Marcus: oh it was national jerk off a horse day! It's part of my religion
by Cable-priest May 13, 2019
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Off The Horse

when you are on your period
(if you are being dragged by the horse you feel like shit just like you feel when you get your period)
Oh my gosh I feel like shit.
Why?
Cuz I'm off the horse...
Ohh that sucks.
by Samus19 October 11, 2010
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fall off your horse

A saying you shout when you hear a loud obnoxious car driving on a calm road
Johnny and Andrew were eating outside when they heard a loud car zoom past. They both yelled “Fall off your horse!”
by Parkingticket September 29, 2023
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Beating Off A Dead Horse

To continue trying to beat off a horse when it clearly isn't going to work anymore due to lack of blood flow.
Dude: I was out beating off a dead horse last night, but may hand started to cramp up, so i just went home instead.
by XxVRxX August 20, 2010
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Get off your high horse

"Get off your high horse" is an idiom people retort with in an argument when the other person is acting like a holier-than-thou being when in reality, they aren't. To put it in a simpler manner, to tell people to stop acting as if they're the top authority when they aren't.
Person A: "I am completely entitled to go around dismissing people when they do something completely normal just because they're wrong and I'm ultimately right."

Person B: "Get off your high horse."
by InsertDictionaryHere December 25, 2016
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