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Yargen Hargen Spoofen

Random phrase invented to let people know you're getting off of the couch or other similar sitting object.

Guy Getting Off Couch: YARGEN HARGEN SPOOFEN!

Other Guy: Huh?

Merch

To continue trying to beat off a horse when it clearly isn't going to work anymore due to lack of blood flow.

Dude: I was out beating off a dead horse last night, but may hand started to cramp up, so i just went home instead.

Merch