Beating Off A Dead Horse

To continue trying to beat off a horse when it clearly isn't going to work anymore due to lack of blood flow.
Dude: I was out beating off a dead horse last night, but may hand started to cramp up, so i just went home instead.
by XxVRxX August 20, 2010
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Yargen Hargen Spoofen

Random phrase invented to let people know you're getting off of the couch or other similar sitting object.
by XXVRXX October 12, 2010
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