Definitions by TehEndieMC
headphone OCD
My ears almost bled because of my headphone OCD! *switches earphones so that left side is on left ear and right side is on right ear*
headphone OCD by TehEndieMC March 22, 2016
suicide fart
suicide fart by TehEndieMC August 4, 2015
emergency alert system
A scary civil defense broadcasting system. This system used to be called the emergency broadcast system (EBS), which used to be called CONELRAD. The "scary" part is the 3 beeps, which encode the alert, and the 8 second attention signal ( from EBS). Then, in either a robot or human voice, info is given. During the weekly tests, there is no voice. There is during monthly tests, though. The "robot voice" is on alerts from the National Weather Service, but on rare occasions, a human voice will be on weather alerts.
Coming up next on Cartoon Network- *Screen goes black for 5 seconds*
*3 beeps that sound like "duck farts"*
*Attention signal*
Announcer: This is a monthly test of the emergency alert system. If this were an actual emergency, the alert tone you just heard would be followed by instructions and information. This concludes this test of the emergency alert system.
*3 more "duck farts", only shorter than last time*
*3 beeps that sound like "duck farts"*
*Attention signal*
Announcer: This is a monthly test of the emergency alert system. If this were an actual emergency, the alert tone you just heard would be followed by instructions and information. This concludes this test of the emergency alert system.
*3 more "duck farts", only shorter than last time*
emergency alert system by TehEndieMC June 4, 2015
Disney juices
The sensation you feel when one makes a reference to a part of a line on a Disney song or movie, or when you are exposed to anything Disney related.
My friend had to fart in class today, so I told him to silently let it go, which got my other friends' Disney juices flowing because I said a part of a song from a Disney movie! Then he started singing "Let it Go" which annoyed the f out of us.
Disney juices by TehEndieMC February 22, 2015
help your uncle jack off a horse
A capitalization error, the difference between "Help your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "help your uncle jack off a horse"
Cowboy 1: Hey, partner! Go help your uncle jack off a horse!
Cowboy 2: How many times do I have to tell you, it's "help your Uncle Jack off a horse!
Cowboy 1: Oh, sorry for making that homosexual grammar error!
Cowboy 2: How many times do I have to tell you, it's "help your Uncle Jack off a horse!
Cowboy 1: Oh, sorry for making that homosexual grammar error!
help your uncle jack off a horse by TehEndieMC December 14, 2014