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horse jack 

Can be used as a synonym for screwed, taken advantage of. Can also be used to describe a sexual encounter.
I got horse jacked at the car dealership.

Lisa's hot, I would horse jack that ass every morning.
horse jack by elusive007 March 31, 2009

horse jack 

Horse jack means delivering manual lovin' to a horse's dong.

Messy but fun.
As Morton began to horse jack Dobbin, there was a noticeable bulge in his pants.

Dobbin's eyes glazed over as the bucket began to fill.
horse jack by scodder May 2, 2010

help your uncle jack off a horse 

A capitalization error, the difference between "Help your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "help your uncle jack off a horse"
Cowboy 1: Hey, partner! Go help your uncle jack off a horse!
Cowboy 2: How many times do I have to tell you, it's "help your Uncle Jack off a horse!
Cowboy 1: Oh, sorry for making that homosexual grammar error!

the house that Jack built 

A really cool-looking house; a large house, mansion

The origin comes from the nursury rhyme "The house that Jack built" It is unsure who "Jack" really is, but it is believed that he may have been Jesus, since Jesus was a carpenter.
Man! I knew that Bill Gates guy was rich, but have you seen his house? THAT is the house that Jack built!

horsejack 

A phrase akin to "syke." Said after a statement which isn't true, to clarify that you aren't serious.
Your face is so ugly!
Really?
Naw I'm just jackin your horse.

I just ate three grams of crack! Just horsejackin!
horsejack by Horse Jacker January 29, 2008

Jack's House 

A term used when drinking Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey, (or Tennessee Honey) or when you are going to drink Jack Daniel's later on in the day.
James: Hey man did you chip in for the 30 we got for the party tonight?

Steve: Nah, I'm going to Jack's house tonight. Wanna join?

James: yea definitely, St. Pauli's Girl is for faggots anyway...
Jack's House by Rjh January 14, 2013