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horse it down 

consume food or drink in a relatively quick period of time.
"Hey, stop dicking about... time's ticking, lift that drink and horse it down"

"We're going to miss the bus. Grab that burger and horse it down, you fat bastard"
horse it down by phildizzle May 20, 2009

horse it out

It's a phrase used interchangeably with "crank it out," and a phrase used primarily among the younger generation.
Mike: Oh crap, Jim, I totally forgot about the shit I have to do for work!
Jim: Dude, the party's in ten minutes, don't be a assclown and not be there.
Mike: I'll horse it out in eight, meet you there.

Horse it up 

Are you gonna eat that last piece of pizza? Horse it up, baby.
Horse it up by themaestr01 December 6, 2019

you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink 

Something that you say which means you can give someone the opportunity to do something, but you cannot force them to do it if they do not want to.
I made all the arrangements, bought the ticket, and even took him to the airport, but he just wouldn't get on the plane. Well, you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.

If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college 

From Lewis Black, it's the kind of saying that has no conceivable logical explanation and can cause your head to explode if you think about it for any significant amount of time.
"Right, New Jersey is a great place to live. And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college 

No one knows what this phrase means. Comedian Lewis Black said this in a bit but he doesn't know what it means either.
If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.