horse arse

One who cannot consume his quota of Black Horse within the alloted time of a right nuts chug contest. Punishment for being a horse arse is usually being left out on the road once passed out.

"hey rick, look at dat fuckin' horse arse"
"lets toss dat horse arse!"

horse arse by Jim Bartlett February 2, 2008

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Horse's arse

Extremely derogatory term, used to describe a face that is remarkable in it's ugliness.

"Hang on, what's old Horse's arse doing on TV? What, she's marrying Prince Charles?"

Horse's arse by Mr Ben February 10, 2005

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horse's arse

Something ugly, used or comparisons.

Her face was the horse's arse.

horse's arse by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

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horse's arse

Not a very nice person. Also horse's ass. Can be described as the north end of a horse going south.

I wouldn't take any notice of what he said, he's just a horse's arse.

horse's arse by David from Kingsbury November 8, 2003

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arse like the store horse

In Edinburgh,Scotland, a term to describe anyone, esp. female, who has a large posterior.

The 'Store', the Co-operative, was the cities major retailer of goods and employed horses and carts in the olden days to deliver goods etc.

'Morags looking no bad these days'

'Nah man, she's got an arse like the store horse'

arse like the store horse by poodpood July 26, 2005

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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