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Marble Hornets 

The best horror series on the internet. Full of codes THAT TOOK YEARS TO DECODE. Will make you go deaf. Will give you an epileptic seizure when you don’t even have epilepsy. You will produce so much sweat, you’ll lose at least 50 pounds at the end. You will hate one character, and then ball like a baby when he dies.. (hyperventilation)

You will want to hug one and persuade him he’s not a liar and that totheark is just mean. You will tell one to stay away from high ledges. You will tell one to stay in the others house and to not follow them to Benedict Hall.

You will cry and be depressed at the end.
You will lose more calories and weight by watching Marble Hornets opposed to going to the gym
Marble Hornets by StormDuh February 17, 2019
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Horntail 

When you grab a girl by her hair and then jizz on her forehead
Aye see that slut Eyeballing me over there I horntailed her last night.

If you dont shut up im gonna have to horntail you.
Horntail by Horntailforfun August 16, 2010

Mad as a hornet 

When someone is beyond angry. Full of rage. Hornets are really angry and relentless, hence the term, "mad as a hornet".
1. Jane was playing hide and seek and was trying to hide in the closet quickly, but smashed her finger in the closet door. Jane was mad as a hornet.

2. If someone is very upset, you ask them "are you mad as a hornet?" Their reaction will tell you how mad they are.
Major assholes. Their sole purpose of living is to fuck you up. They are the biggest and shittiest of all wasps.
I hate Hornets.
Hornets by Necr0mancer July 3, 2017

Hornatrate 

horn-a-trate (verb)
The act or acts of being penetrated sexually in the rectum or mouth by any type of horn.
Can also be used as hornatrated or hornatration.

Examples of horns: Unicorn, airhorn, rhino, devil, bull, ram, car horn. ETC
Man that girl got double hornatrated by BOTH those unicorns at that party last night.
Hornatrate by SEBADASS420RICKDANK November 24, 2011

kick the hornets nest 

A phrase used to indicate you have or will aggravate or start a conflict with a said person in power or a group of sort (country, gang etc.)
1: "I've had enough of John and his stupid gang. Come on. Let's kick the hornets nest!"

2: "He has really kicked the hornets nest now!"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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