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A pre occupied person, so busy their testicles may have actually begun to overheat.
Slow down there hotnuts, tomorrow's another day!
Hotnuts by bobby the assclown May 13, 2005
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Old Hot Nuts 

The classification of any male over the age of 40 that maintains accounts on social media such as YouNow and creeps on broadcasts.
Tonya: Wow you have so many followers Kayla. How do you do it?
Kaya: Oh that's easy. do a few twerks in a broadcast and your view count and fans will skyrocket from all the Old Hot Nuts online.
Old Hot Nuts by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015
when your balls are glazed with poonjuice like donuts
When your done tossing my salad can you clean my honuts..
honuts by HOCANADA January 7, 2003
Some 9 year old girls who support a groomer.

Zoe Laverne is an ugly female dog.
Zonuts suck.

Lets' call them Hoenuts!!!
Hoenuts by uarefads April 8, 2021
Similar to jonesin, but even more intense (yes, it's hard to imagine). Being 'hot nuts' for something is desiring it to the degree where you would beat a nun out of the way utilizing a dead baby as a cudgel simply to attain the desired object.
Shit man, I'm hot nuts for that donair you're holdin' there.
Take off, hoser, it's mine!
hot nuts by ma401 February 6, 2006
immature kids who stan zoe laverne and are clowns.
boy: who likes zoe laverne?
girl: hoenuts
hoenuts by blacknailpolish December 15, 2019
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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