Hotnuts

A man wearing shorts above the knee level, ranging from small gym shorts to Daisy Dukes. Usually suggests gayness or just a really bad sense of dress.

Damn, look at Hotnuts over there. Those balls are practically grazing the flames!

by stop it loser March 8, 2009

Hotnuts

A pre occupied person, so busy their testicles may have actually begun to overheat.

Slow down there hotnuts, tomorrow's another day!

by bobby the assclown May 13, 2005

Old Hot Nuts

The classification of any male over the age of 40 that maintains accounts on social media such as YouNow and creeps on broadcasts.

Tonya: Wow you have so many followers Kayla. How do you do it?
Kaya: Oh that's easy. do a few twerks in a broadcast and your view count and fans will skyrocket from all the Old Hot Nuts online.

by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015

honuts

when your balls are glazed with poonjuice like donuts

When your done tossing my salad can you clean my honuts..

by HOCANADA January 7, 2003

Hoenuts

Some 9 year old girls who support a groomer.

Zoe Laverne is an ugly female dog.

Zonuts suck.

Lets' call them Hoenuts!!!

by uarefads April 8, 2021

hot nuts

Similar to jonesin, but even more intense (yes, it's hard to imagine). Being 'hot nuts' for something is desiring it to the degree where you would beat a nun out of the way utilizing a dead baby as a cudgel simply to attain the desired object.

Shit man, I'm hot nuts for that donair you're holdin' there.
Take off, hoser, it's mine!

by ma401 February 6, 2006

hoenuts

immature kids who stan zoe laverne and are clowns.

boy: who likes zoe laverne?
girl: hoenuts

by blacknailpolish December 15, 2019