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French Hornist 

One who plays the French horn. Because of the way French hornists blow into their instruments and the very small size of the French horn's mouthpiece, French hornists are very well known for being amazing kissers.
1: Who do you like kissing the best?

2: That really cute band kid, Conrad.

1: Oh, him? Really?

2: He's a French hornist.

1: Oh, well that makes sense then. What's his number?

Honkistador

(Noun) A white person who attempts to bully or beat another culture into accepting what the the white person thinks is morally, intellectually, or ethically correct.
"A woke white person who attempts to force everyone to use the term "Latinx" in place of the gendered terms "Latina" or "Latino" is a Honkistador."
Honkistador by Mr. Pigsfeet October 25, 2023

hornmeister 

a female in an altered state from normal where she inflicts either physical or mental harm on those that are closest to her. It is a state somewhere between a destructive mania and insanity.
I can't believe she threw me out of the house again and immediately threw away $500 dollars of my compact discs. All I did was arrive one minute late because of an accident that occurred in front of me on the highway. What a hornmeister!
hornmeister by Stew Sobel October 22, 2006

hornistrate 

I hornistrate when I lick a face, touch a tree, do a little dance naked, buy something soft.
hornistrate by EmilyD3 September 11, 2010
A form of identity politics centered on a vision of a pan-Horn African geopolitical future. This is based on a peception that Horners could form a viable form of regionalism due to the fact that Horners share similar traits, such as being Cushitic, having E-M215 (also E3b) as a predominant haplogroup, and distinct phenotype. Such a polity has never materialized except under the command of Ahmed Gragn (circa 16th century) and Ismail Mire (Darwiish supreme commander).
He was proposing for a Hornist union
Hornist by readyforthemoon55 August 16, 2019

Hornerist 

A proponent of pan-Hornism (unity among Horn Africans/Horners). The pioneers of the pan-Hornerist ideology are Kaleb of Axum, Ahmed Gragn of Adal and Ismail Mire, supreme commander of Darawiish
she's a Hornerist
Hornerist by readyforthemoon55 June 18, 2020