2 definitions by Stew Sobel
a woman who is not currently being a hormeister. A woman who is treating her boyfriend or husband in a good natured way.
Thanks for being a good horn today. I can't stand it when you are a hornmeister and treat me so cruelly.
by Stew Sobel October 23, 2006
a female in an altered state from normal where she inflicts either physical or mental harm on those that are closest to her. It is a state somewhere between a destructive mania and insanity.
I can't believe she threw me out of the house again and immediately threw away $500 dollars of my compact discs. All I did was arrive one minute late because of an accident that occurred in front of me on the highway. What a hornmeister!
by Stew Sobel October 23, 2006