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French Hornist 

One who plays the French horn. Because of the way French hornists blow into their instruments and the very small size of the French horn's mouthpiece, French hornists are very well known for being amazing kissers.
1: Who do you like kissing the best?

2: That really cute band kid, Conrad.

1: Oh, him? Really?

2: He's a French hornist.

1: Oh, well that makes sense then. What's his number?

Horsepistol 

(noun) a redneck term referring to a long term medical facility, modern day hospital, a place where injured people seek care
"Great papaw Ulyss is in the horsepistol again with a broken hip after gettin into another fist fight with Aunt Mavis."
Horsepistol by Mistin March 4, 2009
Direct speech, straightforward approach in regards to sex and longing.
This term is a mix of horny and honest
-"I'm gon' be hornest with you...I want to fuck you now"

-I hate my day. I want a penis. Do you have one?
-wow, that was hornest!

etc.
hornest by majority May 22, 2014

Hornerize 

To fuck up.To make a complete cock up of anything. Cause to be unstructured or disordered or operating according to no principal or idea.
Peter took over and fucked everything up , in fact it was completely hornerized
Hornerize by Bandit909 January 20, 2010

Honerism 

To use man logic and financial wisdom to show your superiority over everything female or liberal. The ultra male.

To use caveman tactics to subdue your female partners.
The man showed his honerism by walking three miles to the stadium rather than spending $10 for parking.

Honerism is what caused the male to throw his female partner against the wall when no condom was present.
Honerism by Jimbo Feeds May 20, 2008
Someone who enjoys the things that cause someone to become scared
"Being scared is a thrill to me, I love the excitement, im a horrorist"
Horrorist by Jawdyn April 24, 2010