hornile

A word to describe being hostilely horny, or so horny to the point of hostility.

Person 1: "Why is Grandma so upset?"
Person 2: "I don't know, she's seems pretty hornile to me."

by Lee Jinturro April 5, 2021

hangover horniness

The sexual desire many men and some women experience during the day following a night of heavy drinking. This may be caused by a temporary hormonal imbalance and/or by temporary fatigue within certain areas of the brain. Effects can last up to 24 hours, but may be offset by physical fatigue, which inhibits the desire for strenuous physical activity.

We didn't get out of bed until noon today. My husband had a severe case of hangover horniness.

by bluedevil July 21, 2006

Post Drinking Hornies

A medical condition (not-yet-scientifically classified) whereby a person gets unusually horny following an epic drinking binge. Side effects include an uncontrollable desire for coitus and/or masturbation. This phenomenon is particularly unusual because the patient is generally suffering simultaneously from the normal side effects of overindulging in alcohol consumption.

One possible explanation for this is that the body is releasing large quantities of testosterone / growth hormones in an effort to heal the body from the effects of partying. This can also be referred to in short as PDH.

You go on a bachelor party vacation to Cabo San Lucus or Las Vegas. Say you drink Thursday-Saturday night non-stop. On Sunday, and possibly even Monday, you may feel extremely horny. This is what is referred to as "The Post Drinking Hornies".

by Water Bison July 23, 2013

school horniness

To be majorly horny at school. To want sex with a fellow student.

Peter gives me a bad case of school horniness. I always have a need for him when I see him.

by Lbooks93 November 29, 2006

tard fam horniness

The idea that the horny gene found in tard fam members is insanely potent. At times, that horny gene will just completely take over one of the members and make them do things that you can't even think of. Some of the shit that these niggas be doing when they horny just makes you ask yourself: "how horny do you have to be?" A big part of the high horniness level is due to Norman "Nick" and York being overly obsessed with females and getting instant boners at the thought of pussy. Mike Carlson is also obsessed with females but doesn't expose himself as much as the other two.

*York during prime horny hours*
*sees a tweet from a bitch with HUGE tits: "I need a hug"*
*York responds to tweet: "I can give good hugs :)"*

Okay, York…I see that tard fam horniness kicking in
(btw, I had many examples to choose from, this one just happens to be the most recent one)

by TurnM3Up December 17, 2020

hornley

Adjective- Both an emotional and sexual desire for companionship; an emotion that combines both horniness and loneliness.

I was really hornley last night, so I met a guy at the bar and cuddled with him all night after we had sex.

by MisterWhisper April 2, 2013

Hornylee

A boy that likes imagines of lolis
Has the last name lee
And sure is Asain and also has
Intrest in shotacons

Whoah i love shotacons
He is a hornylee

by NasFromharding August 10, 2019