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flustercuck

1. The polite way to say clusterfuck.
2. The redness in the cheeks that occurs once you discover you've been cuckolded.
1. This election cycle is a real flustercuck.
2. John was flustercucked after he found out Sue cheated on him.
by MisterWhisper July 3, 2016
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hornley

Adjective- Both an emotional and sexual desire for companionship; an emotion that combines both horniness and loneliness.
I was really hornley last night, so I met a guy at the bar and cuddled with him all night after we had sex.
by MisterWhisper April 2, 2013
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