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Adjective- Both an emotional and sexual desire for companionship; an emotion that combines both horniness and loneliness.

I was really hornley last night, so I met a guy at the bar and cuddled with him all night after we had sex.

by MisterWhisper April 02, 2013

1. The polite way to say clusterfuck.
2. The redness in the cheeks that occurs once you discover you've been cuckolded.

1. This election cycle is a real flustercuck.
2. John was flustercucked after he found out Sue cheated on him.

by MisterWhisper July 03, 2016