hornley 

Adjective- Both an emotional and sexual desire for companionship; an emotion that combines both horniness and loneliness.

I was really hornley last night, so I met a guy at the bar and cuddled with him all night after we had sex.

hornley by MisterWhisper April 2, 2013

Hornley 

Being horny and lonely

I’m so hornley I’ve bought Chaturbate tokens this week.

Hornley by Kittenkween October 7, 2019

The Horsley 

Jerking off while driving with your co-worker in the the passenger seat.

Jeff pulled The Horsley while we were headed home today, what is wrong with that guy?

The Horsley by LUAPNRETS May 23, 2016

Hornely 

The feeling of being lonely and horny. Are you horny because you're lonely or lonely because you're horny? That's the mystery of being hornely.

That lady in the car commercial sure is pretty. I'd like to smell her hair.... god I'm hornely.

Hornely by Jimbert September 30, 2016

horney 

the misspelling of horny..dumbass.

horney by Anonymous March 1, 2003

hornless unicorn

1. A horse 2. Something trying to be more than it is. This is a popular phrase from Upright Citizen's Brigade Season 1 Episode 6 entitled: The Story of the Toad. The eager horse Harry believes that he is a magical hornless unicorn.

"I'm not a horse, I'm a hornless unicorn!"

hornless unicorn by Snarf77 November 1, 2006

hornly 

A combination of "hornly" and "lonely"

I was really hornly studying late at night. My lover was away on vacation and I hadn't gotten laid in at least a week.

hornly by DrK November 15, 2004