hornestly 

To be completely honest when one is horny.

Pete: (Watching his girlfriend get undressed) Wow, I'm hornestly turned on right now.

hornestly by slicklaroo December 1, 2007

Selective Honesty 

To describe a situation one is involved in, or had witnessed, and leaving out certain details that could incriminate the storyteller, or make them look bad or at fault in any way. To spin a story in a biased way so that the storyteller can look like the innocent, mistreated victim, and so the other characters in their story will appear mean and against them.

Example: "This is bullshit, man. The cops keep watching my house, and they've raided it like twice this month, trying to find drugs and other stuff, and I didn't even do anything wrong at all." (By using Selective Honesty, I will keep to myself the details about how I sell drugs, do drugs and buy drugs out of it. Hang out with, and be seen with well known druggies and thieves who are in and out of my house all day and night, every day and night, and I store & sell stolen stuff there.)

Example: "Dude I get pulled over like all the time, and I keep getting arrested and having to go to court so they can scam me out of more money. They just pull me over all the time, and I never even do anything wrong. They just got something against me and my bad-ass car." (Selective Honesty will allow me to retain pertinent aspects to this story such as my narcissistic need for attention that makes me feel entitled to speed all the fucking time, even with no urgency to reach my destination. I burn out everywhere, leaving black stripes all over other people's property, which is OK because my mom buys my tires for me. I drive like an inconsiderate asshole, as I challenge everyone at every stoplight to a race. I aggressively tailgate anyone in front of me since my car can't be tamed, and I feel speed limits just don't apply to me. I needlessly rev up my engine every chance I get, so that everyone can hear my loud-ass exhaust, and I refuse to use my turn signals out of laziness and obnoxiousness.)

Selective Honesty by bigtymer01rk April 10, 2017

Honestly 

Another word for seriously. When you’re serious, but sassy about how you feel towards someone or something
It adds on to other words and gives emphasis on how you feel.

Honestly that’s really annoying
I honestly don’t understand what you’re saying
Honestly that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard
Honestly I feel you.

Honestly by Casual peanut April 12, 2019

honesty 

An amazing person. A truthful person. A person with good taste. A beautiful person. A smart person. A person that is smart and has good style. A person who smiles a lot and loves to laugh and have a great time. A kind person but has an attitude when needed.

Honesty has pretty smile...

honesty by Laura sean November 5, 2016

hornest 

Direct speech, straightforward approach in regards to sex and longing.
This term is a mix of horny and honest

-"I'm gon' be hornest with you...I want to fuck you now"

-I hate my day. I want a penis. Do you have one?
-wow, that was hornest!

etc.

hornest by majority May 22, 2014

like, honestly

typically used by brain-lacking teenagers who feel like fitting in with their peers and whatever they say doesn't seem believable so they add this; like, honestly. Very similar to "you don't even know" and is usually followed by a phony expression.

hey guys like, honestly, i'm sooooooper busy

like, honestly, that guy is really hot but i'm sooooper busy to even like, honestly, be into him.

like, honestly by Fully Moons December 16, 2011

Hornely 

The feeling of being lonely and horny. Are you horny because you're lonely or lonely because you're horny? That's the mystery of being hornely.

That lady in the car commercial sure is pretty. I'd like to smell her hair.... god I'm hornely.

Hornely by Jimbert September 30, 2016