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horny + ornery

The irritable state resulting from not getting any
Man, I'm so hornery that girls don't wanna talk to me, it's a vicious circle.
hornery by gooberbigglesnot October 8, 2004
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adj. A general cantankerousness experienced in times of erotic drought.
I thought it was PMS, but I realized my girl was just hornery.
hornery by Silvio Rabioso August 5, 2009
The condition one succumbs to when one is sexually frustrated to the point of aggression.
"He's in a bad mood, looks like he needs to get laid."
"Don't mind him, he's just hornery."
Hornery by Professor Wormbog January 4, 2006
Lustful or sexually excited while unpleasant in disposition or temper.

Turned on and angry at the same time.
1. I'm hornery because I'm frustrated that I can't have sex

2. I shouldn't be aroused by that. That makes me hornery

3. After today's clusterfuck I feel so hornery, and going to take out my anger through sex/masturbation. (see: rage fap, rage fuck)
Hornery by trendy67 October 27, 2022
Someone who is both cranky and horny.
Well ain't III hornery this morning
hornery by Klunk February 4, 2004
So horny that you are crabby. Horny+Ornery
I haven't gotten laid in a week and I'm super hornery
hornery by Jen9823 January 29, 2008
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