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horny + ornery

The irritable state resulting from not getting any
Man, I'm so hornery that girls don't wanna talk to me, it's a vicious circle.
hornery by gooberbigglesnot October 8, 2004
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adj. A general cantankerousness experienced in times of erotic drought.
I thought it was PMS, but I realized my girl was just hornery.
hornery by Silvio Rabioso August 5, 2009
The condition one succumbs to when one is sexually frustrated to the point of aggression.
"He's in a bad mood, looks like he needs to get laid."
"Don't mind him, he's just hornery."
Hornery by Professor Wormbog January 4, 2006
Lustful or sexually excited while unpleasant in disposition or temper.

Turned on and angry at the same time.
1. I'm hornery because I'm frustrated that I can't have sex

2. I shouldn't be aroused by that. That makes me hornery

3. After today's clusterfuck I feel so hornery, and going to take out my anger through sex/masturbation. (see: rage fap, rage fuck)
Hornery by trendy67 October 27, 2022
Someone who is both cranky and horny.
Well ain't III hornery this morning
hornery by Klunk February 4, 2004
So horny that you are crabby. Horny+Ornery
I haven't gotten laid in a week and I'm super hornery
hornery by Jen9823 January 29, 2008
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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