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Hornby Island 

A small island, in B.C

A place to go in the summers, theres about 4 police on the whole island, a nude beach, bonfires everynight, hella weed, raves, and hippies
in fall magic mushrooms grow everywhere
"What are you doing this summer?"
"Going to Hornby Island of course!"
Hornby Island by Loveandmoney March 24, 2010
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nick hornby 

An English male author who writes books about the hopeless and pathetic lives of other English men. They can be very good but kind of depressing.
Did you read that new Nick Hornby book yesterday?
nick hornby by Angelacia June 12, 2007
A weasel with a name such as Will who treks down to Tommo's Mission for a can of baked beans and a blowjob off of a homeless, toothless woman
Ay ave you seen Hornby? Nope, probably down at Tommo's Mission with Bernie!
Hornby by Tommo's Mission October 21, 2016

nick hornby 

(copied from the penguin website)
Nick Hornby was born in 1957, and is the author of; Fever Pitch, High Fidelity, About a Boy, How to be Good and 31 Songs. He also edited the collection of short stories Speaking With the Angel. He is the pop music critic for the New Yorker. In 1999, he was awarded the E.M.Forster award by the American Academy of Arts and Letters. He lives and works in Highbury, North London.
Nick Hornby is one of my favorite authors.
nick hornby by marcyfight April 11, 2005

Warwick Hornby 

One who is leading, and wins an election by many votes.
"I think he's going to pull off a Warwick Hornby and win this vote!"
Warwick Hornby by kitty-meow-meow October 15, 2003
1) A 'Johnny-Come-Lately' football fan. 2) The 'Prawn Sandwich Brigade'. 3) A 'celebrity' who claims to have supported 'x' since they were knee-high but in reality wouldn't know a goalpost from a corner flag. 4) A person who treats a Premiership game as an alternative to a trip to the theatre/art gallery etc. 5) A camera-swinging tourist.

Typically white, liberal, middle-class, professional, higher than average income, university educated, lives in the home counties or the more desirable areas of most cities, and had only the most marginal of interest in/no interest at all in football until 1) after the Taylor Report, 2) the advent of all-seater stadia/The Premiership/Sky, 3) the repositioning of football as 'entertainment'. Drinks in wine bars rather than pubs.

Taken from Nick Hornby, whose first novel 'Fever Pitch' introduced the game for the first time to a whole class of people who had never even thought about going to football before reading his book, and consequently set in motion the complete snd utter commercialisation of the working-man's game, whilst at the same time pricing the working-class out of the game altogether.
"Excuse me, my wife and I cannot see the field if you insist on standing throughout the game? Would you please sit down?"

"Do want a slap you cunt? Fucking Hornby's.."
Hornby by Proper Gooner September 1, 2008
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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