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horhey by PoopyFaceMcDab December 7, 2016
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Horsey Hug 

A judo throw that was created by Liv Hatley. Done by first getting in a horse stance and asking the person to come near you, then giving them a hug using the hands. Then the legs are wrapped around the person's waist so that you're hugging them with your full body. The throw ends with either a punch or a sweep causing both people to roll over laughing and wrestling. This so much fun. If you want to get your grandparents to play with you, ask them for a Horsey Hug and tell them Liv Hatley told you!
Liv: Hey Bryant, come here! You want to play judo with me? Come on, give me a Horsey Hug!

Bryant: Okay, here we go. (crouches in the horse stance waiting)

Liv: Okay, here I come. (she hugs Bryant with her hands) Hold on! We're not in the Horsey Hug yet. I gotta get my legs in there. Its not a Horsey Hug unless you go whole body with it, you know?

Bryant: (laughing) I know, if you don't do it full body, its just not a Horsey Hug. (wraps his legs around Liv's waist and execute a tiger's claw) See? Like that. You didn't get your whole body into it. There wasn't enough power.

Liv: I know. But isn't this fun? Its a great exercise, huh? Maybe next time we should let Grandpa Ben know about it. He doesn't know the secret of the Horsey Hug, yet.

Bryant: I know, he likes his Hatley Hula better. (leans over into a Hatley Hula and kisses Liv) Whew! What a workout. I just about got strangled.

Liv: I know. But that was a Horsey Hug. I had to show you some Hatley love.
Related Words

horsey style 

The same as doggy style, but with the man leaning forwards over the woman's back and biting, nibbling or just holding the back of her neck with his teeth to stop her from moving.
Horsey style is the same way a stallion serves a mare.

Horsey Sauce 

A horseradish sauce Arby's offers as a regular condiment, alongside ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise.

Also known to cause people to shit their pants.
"I put a lot of Arby's Horsey Sauce in those cupcakes." - Eric Cartman from South Park
Horsey Sauce by Formault October 30, 2011

Horsey buddy

Friend with benefits
Jane: I can't go tonight, I'm seeing my horsey buddy.
Katie : I never knew you were fond of equestrianism ?
Jane : Depends on the horsey.
Horsey buddy by batouchu December 9, 2008
When fonts or design elements are clunky, too large, or unrefined.
Wow, your text looks horsey. You should tighten up the spacing and make it smaller.
Horsey by maybe you should August 24, 2010
horney by Anonymous March 1, 2003
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