hordeling 

A low-level member of the Horde in the World of Warcraft game.

I'm ganking hordelings in Thousand Needles.

hordeling by Ben Wang May 7, 2008

Hodling

The act of holding a store of value like stocks or virtual currency, most often bitcoin.

"'OHH YOU SHOULD HAVE SOLD' YEAH NO SHIT. NO SHIT I SHOULD HAVE SOLD. I SHOULD HAVE SOLD MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY SELL AND BOUGHT MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY BUY BUT YOU KNOW WHAT NOT EVERYBODY IS AS COOL AS YOU. I am HODLING."

Hodling by lizardflix December 19, 2013

Hydelings 

Hydelings are the fans of YouTube star Kayley Hyde (owlssayhooot). The term was coined by the fans of Kayley Hyde via the twitter account KayleyHydeArmy and has since been their unofficial collective name.

We are fans of Kayley Hyde- we're the Hydelings.

Hydelings by Kayley Hyde fan December 29, 2011

Horneliness 

The state of being horny and lonely simultaneously.

Man, Jeff is in a constant state of horneliness and it's honestly worrying.

Horneliness by BajiandMoe December 27, 2019

Hardening of the sharteries 

When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.

This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.

"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."

"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."

Hardening of the sharteries by turdmeister July 13, 2009

hardening the carpet 

The process of male masturbation which results in fluid being disposed of on the floor

"jimmy is at home hardening the carpet

hardening the carpet by zac smith (zacisghandi) May 8, 2008

hurdling in the Special Olympics

to trip over furniture while drunk.

I spilled my beer and sprained my ankle while hurdling in the Special Olympics.

hurdling in the Special Olympics by G. Humbert III June 11, 2006