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hopskotch by magic_8ball January 11, 2008
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Hopotch
Hopotch is a word simaltaneously meaning everything and nothing at the same time. It can be used as a verb, adjective, noun, article or guttural sound. When one has absolutely nothing to say, this can be said. In the complete opposite approach, if one does not have the words to express their extremely deep thoughts, saying this word is necessary. It can also be used to sum up very detailed/long responses. Hopotch is great to announce one's presence, gain someone's attention or allow people to agree with what you are saying.
Person 1:In thousands of years, if a species of ape evolves to have the same level intelligence of humans in 2018, will humans still treat them like animals?
Person 2: Hopotch!
Person 1: That's exactly what I was thinking, I just didn't know how to word it. You literally summed my feelings into one word. I always love talking to you, a fellow intellect.
Person 2: Hopotch!
Person 1: That's exactly what I was thinking, I just didn't know how to word it. You literally summed my feelings into one word. I always love talking to you, a fellow intellect.
Hopotch by Sheepherder37 November 13, 2018
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Hopotch
A revolutionary new word believed to be the cure to war, famine and conflict. Hopotch is everything yet nothing. Scientists have concluded that it can replace 83% of all words by 2020 and results suggest that this number is even higher. Hopotch is always a term of respect and can be used to persuade people, strengthen ideas or gain attention. It is the perfect word to either start or end a sentence. Hopotch can be a verb, adverb, article, noun, adjective, conjunction or guttural expression.
Interviewer: Why do you want to run for school president?
Student Candidate Jones: Hopotch!
*Crowd cheers and gives a standing ovation*
( Immediately after, Jones wins the election with zero votes against.)
Student Candidate Jones: Hopotch!
*Crowd cheers and gives a standing ovation*
( Immediately after, Jones wins the election with zero votes against.)
Hopotch by Sheepherder37 November 13, 2018
Hopotch
Hopotch is a word of love in such a complicated universe where nothing is a guarantee. Math, science and everything else created by humans may be wrong. However there is one constant entity and that is hopotch. Hopotch is the only thing that exists that is truly divine, pure and correct. It is a word summing up all the goodness, curiousity and feeling in the universe. In essence, hopotch describes the mechanisms that allow our lives to run and truly expresses a human's deepest thoughts. It should be used whenever one cannot think of the words to express their feelings. Moreover, hopotch unites people under a common term of agreement which makes it great in debates or to defuse dangerous/stressful situations.
Person 1: Mitchie is so hot.
Person 2: I don't think so.
Person 3: Hopotch!
Person 1 and 2: We can throw away our differences and agree on that!
Person 2: I don't think so.
Person 3: Hopotch!
Person 1 and 2: We can throw away our differences and agree on that!
Hopotch by Sheepherder37 November 14, 2018
This isn't fuckin' Tommy Hopscotch anymore
a reference to an act or attitude deemed to be of low or amateur quality, when in fact a higher caliber action is required.
A reference to an inept character Tommy "Hopscotch" Hopkins from the 1996 crime thriller "Kounterfeit".
A reference to an inept character Tommy "Hopscotch" Hopkins from the 1996 crime thriller "Kounterfeit".
After losing three straight games, Brad was upset and addressed the team during practice telling them, "This isn't fuckin' Tommy Hopscotch anymore guys."
This isn't fuckin' Tommy Hopscotch anymore by Jimbeau McLoverton March 30, 2011
Hopscotch
When a guy or girl has their way with a sex partner then moves on to the next.
*Hopscotchin does include protected sex.
If your not using protection your HOTscotchin.
*Hopscotchin does include protected sex.
If your not using protection your HOTscotchin.
Triple-Dick Hopscotch
Can be used to describe something of which nothing is more gay than. Adding more dicks to the hopscotch does not increase the level of gayness, as nothing can be gayer.
After getting hit with a blue shell at the end of the last lap in Mario Kart, the player exclaims: "Fuck! This shit is as gay as triple-dick hopscotch!"
Triple-Dick Hopscotch by Dr.ChocolateMilk February 5, 2010
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