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Someone who has a very kind heart and doesn’t let others bring them down, the nando is one of the most precious type of person out there and you could never find anyone better than them,
the nando should be cherished for ever because they are an angel and you couldn’t not love nando they are someone who causes happiness everywhere they go
girl: damn who is that scrumptious dude
other girl: THATS NANDO!?
nando by someonewholovesnando October 21, 2021
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A guy who can charm any girl without trying.
- I started talking to this guy he's hella cute and sweet.
- he's a "nando" what do you expect?
Nando by sugarmame8 December 23, 2016
Someone who makes friends wait in an online multiplayer game lobby forever. Then rage quits within one minute of playing the game.
I just pulled a nando.
Nando by mookie01 July 29, 2011
A beer that is highly chugable and/or crushable. Nandos are measured on the International Nando Units (INU) scale which is ounces drank per minute on average.
Kaid: Hey bruv, Nick got a half keg of Coors Light.
Mikey: That's so many nandos!
Nando by iveelsm September 7, 2019
To handle. To take care of. To take ownership of a project. To deal with. To manage, direct, take control of.
My husband nandos the finances. I nando the mail.

I was having a tough time dealing with a bully at school, but my best friend said it was nandoed.
Nando by SodaPop106 May 6, 2015
When you're shitting really hard and end up peeing even though you thought you emptied your pipe.
Regular bruv: dude i sitting on the toilet yesterday trying push this shit out when I pissed instead
Rishi: dude it totally sounds like you had a nando
Nando by Nilay Patel October 6, 2018
A black mexican programmer and usually bike thief. A Nando doesn't have a lot of rep and generally relies on his leanbow to do all the difficult work. Nandos are usually incredibly lazy and very black.
Huey: Yo chris lets get some peri peri.
Chris: Where'd my bike go?
Nando: Thuglife!
Chris: NEGGED!
Nando by PatCU September 29, 2013