Nando

A guy who can charm any girl without trying.
- I started talking to this guy he's hella cute and sweet.
- he's a "nando" what do you expect?
by sugarmame8 December 23, 2016
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Nando

Someone who makes friends wait in an online multiplayer game lobby forever. Then rage quits within one minute of playing the game.
by mookie01 July 29, 2011
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Nando

A beer that is highly chugable and/or crushable. Nandos are measured on the International Nando Units (INU) scale which is ounces drank per minute on average.
Kaid: Hey bruv, Nick got a half keg of Coors Light.
Mikey: That's so many nandos!
by iveelsm September 08, 2019
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Nando

To handle. To take care of. To take ownership of a project. To deal with. To manage, direct, take control of.
My husband nandos the finances. I nando the mail.

I was having a tough time dealing with a bully at school, but my best friend said it was nandoed.
by SodaPop106 May 05, 2015
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Nando

When you're shitting really hard and end up peeing even though you thought you emptied your pipe.
Regular bruv: dude i sitting on the toilet yesterday trying push this shit out when I pissed instead
Rishi: dude it totally sounds like you had a nando
by Nilay Patel October 07, 2018
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A black mexican programmer and usually bike thief. A Nando doesn't have a lot of rep and generally relies on his leanbow to do all the difficult work. Nandos are usually incredibly lazy and very black.
Huey: Yo chris lets get some peri peri.
Chris: Where'd my bike go?
Nando: Thuglife!
Chris: NEGGED!
by PatCU September 29, 2013
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Nando’s

A meeting place for influential roadmen(criminals)
Oi bruv u wanna go Nando’s

Ye of course blud
by Simon is butters 69 April 14, 2019
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