a reference to an act or attitude deemed to be of low or amateur quality, when in fact a higher caliber action is required.
A reference to an inept character Tommy "Hopscotch" Hopkins from the 1996 crime thriller "Kounterfeit".
After losing three straight games, Brad was upset and addressed the team during practice telling them, "This isn't fuckin' TommyHopscotch anymore guys."
Can be used to describe something of which nothing is more gay than. Adding more dicks to the hopscotch does not increase the level of gayness, as nothing can be gayer.
After getting hit with a blue shell at the end of the last lap in Mario Kart, the player exclaims: "Fuck! This shit is as gay as triple-dick hopscotch!"
This delightful treat is bi-coastal... it involves being clubbed in the leg by a tri-nippled midget hooker after she discovers that you are paying for some 'intimate time' with Canadian money. After said clubbing, you hop into the nearest cab all the while the short-legged beast is chasing you yelling Gypsy curses.
Ex: Jeff's leg will heal but the pictures of him doing the Portland Hopscotch are priceless.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.