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hopscotcher

A player in a multiplayer first person shooter game who uses excessive jumping in order to avoid incoming shots
Those fucking hopscotchers are hard to kill man!
by CrunchyCentar June 5, 2019
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This isn't fuckin' Tommy Hopscotch anymore

a reference to an act or attitude deemed to be of low or amateur quality, when in fact a higher caliber action is required.

A reference to an inept character Tommy "Hopscotch" Hopkins from the 1996 crime thriller "Kounterfeit".
After losing three straight games, Brad was upset and addressed the team during practice telling them, "This isn't fuckin' Tommy Hopscotch anymore guys."
by Jimbeau McLoverton March 30, 2011
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Hopscotch

When a guy or girl has their way with a sex partner then moves on to the next.

*Hopscotchin does include protected sex.
If your not using protection your HOTscotchin.
Yoo! I went Hopscotchin with some chicks last night, I told her to let me hopscotch and she didnt have any problems with it.

myspace.com/jovanos. Check out the song called "Hopscotchin" for a clear example
by Jovanos January 31, 2009
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Triple-Dick Hopscotch

Can be used to describe something of which nothing is more gay than. Adding more dicks to the hopscotch does not increase the level of gayness, as nothing can be gayer.
After getting hit with a blue shell at the end of the last lap in Mario Kart, the player exclaims: "Fuck! This shit is as gay as triple-dick hopscotch!"
by Dr.ChocolateMilk February 5, 2010
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Portland Hopscotch

This delightful treat is bi-coastal... it involves being clubbed in the leg by a tri-nippled midget hooker after she discovers that you are paying for some 'intimate time' with Canadian money. After said clubbing, you hop into the nearest cab all the while the short-legged beast is chasing you yelling Gypsy curses.
Ex: Jeff's leg will heal but the pictures of him doing the Portland Hopscotch are priceless.
by babysealclubsamich September 7, 2007
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honeypot hopscotch

When a male has sex with multiple females who are lying on top of each other, giving each one thrust before moving on to the next.
Man, it was awesome. Emily, Sarah, and Samantha all got drunk last night and let me pull a honeypot hopscotch on them.
by T-Bone 1980 April 21, 2017
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dick hopscotch

WHEN BITCHES HOP FROM ONE DICK TO ANOTHER LIKE ITS A GAME
RANDOM: GURL ZANAYAH WAS JUST WITH KENNY LAST WEEK NOW SHE WITH ANOTHER NIGGA.
ME: THAT BUM BITCH PLAYING DICK HOPSCOTCH.
by JIGGY TEE December 1, 2016
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